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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    04 Nov '16 20:39
    So, during my longterm ban, imposed due to the retardo-
    douches steamrolling with alerts all my posts, I got this lovely,
    personalized message from the Chess Host.


    Subscription expired

    Seitse,

    Sorry, your subscription has now expired, and it is now time to
    renew.

    We hope you enjoyed your subscription over the last year and
    continue to support the site in the future.

    Please [url=/vstat/subs.php]re-subscribe here[/url] to recover
    your star and remove ads.

    Thank you,


    So, I replied but it seems that the Chess Host is a bit busy of
    lately, maybe sitting on the lap of the bullies, with his palms
    turned to the sky, waiting for them to point their flaming fingers
    in the direction of those they do not approve of, in the form of
    indiscriminate alert rolls, his robotic finger hovering above the
    ban button.

    So, I'll leave this here: Chess Host, you make me a
    sandwich, bee-atch. I've splashed the cash for a decade, and
    now I'm done. I know the code is faulty and the owners care
    no more about this site, busy (as they should be) with their
    programming business, for which this site is just like a
    presentation card. Why would I support a place which has now
    been delivered to the jerks?

    Nah, I rather buy some reefer. I can still, for free, play some
    matches from time to time, so why pay for a depreciated
    product? Only thing I will miss is... tournaments. But, hell, I
    can play those IRL at the funny house down the corner, where
    the opponents wear straitjackets and sometimes the rooks find
    their way into noses and other cavities.
  2. Dumnonia
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    04 Nov '16 21:151 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    So, during my longterm ban, imposed due to the retardo-
    douches steamrolling with alerts all my posts...
    Life's a ban, and then you die.
  3. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    04 Nov '16 21:31
    Originally posted by Seitse
    So, I'll leave this here: Chess Host, you make me a
    sandwich, bee-atch. I've splashed the cash for a decade, and
    now I'm done.
    Would you care for a hemlock and soda with that sandwich?
  4. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    04 Nov '16 21:371 edit
    Oh look, the retardo twins and their merry circus keeps on goin' and goin' and
    goin'

    i guess fondling cutepie at the senior home compensates for the effeminate
    having his thumbs up your bums 24/7
  5. Dumnonia
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    04 Nov '16 21:421 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Oh look, the retardo twins and their merry circus keeps on goin' and goin' and
    goin'

    i guess fondling cutepie at the senior home compensates for the effeminate
    having his thumbs up your bums 24/7
    I'm looking forward to reading all the edgy humour you must have created during your time being cast down with the sodmoites.
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    04 Nov '16 21:47
    Thank goodness you are back, it was stifling in here with wall to wall FMF flunkies, prohibitionists and people who mature with age.
  7. Dumnonia
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    04 Nov '16 21:49
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    Thank goodness you are back, it was stifling in here with wall to wall FMF flunkies, prohibitionists and people who mature with age.
    How mutually edifying for seitse the sore-ass, that he has you as his 1st lieutenant.
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    04 Nov '16 21:58
    Originally posted by divegeester
    How mutually edifying for seitse the sore-ass, that he has you as his 1st lieutenant.
    How crude ad vulgar.
  9. Dumnonia
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    04 Nov '16 22:04
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    How crude ad vulgar.
    And yet you never call out seitse for his vileness, crudeness and vulgarities. You are such a small, hypocritical man.
  10. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    04 Nov '16 22:05
    Originally posted by divegeester
    How mutually edifying for seitse the sore-ass, that he has you as his 1st lieutenant.
    It's poetic justice. They're butt buddies.
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    04 Nov '16 22:082 edits
    Originally posted by divegeester
    And yet you never call out seitse for his vileness, crudeness and vulgarities. You are such a small, hypocritical man.
    Seitse to my knowledge has never used such churlish and boorish mannerisms and you a professing Christian as well. Ouch.
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    04 Nov '16 22:091 edit
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    It's poetic justice. They're butt buddies.
    How uncouth and sordid. You ghastly fellow.
  13. Dumnonia
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    04 Nov '16 22:11
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    Seitse to my knowledge has never used such churlish and boorish mannerisms and you a professing Christian as well. Ouch.
    You're a liar.
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    04 Nov '16 22:182 edits
    Originally posted by divegeester
    You're a liar.
    On the contrary I cannot think of a single time that I have heard such profane and tawdry language from Sietse and you a Christian as well. How dishonourable. Now are you going to continue with the usual, you're a hypocrite, you're a liar etc etc or shall I go and do something less boring instead?
  15. Dumnonia
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    04 Nov '16 22:24
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    On the contrary I cannot think of a single time that I have heard such profane and tawdry language from Sietse and you a Christian as well. How dishonourable. Now are you going to continue with the usual, you're a hypocrite, you're a liar etc etc or shall I go and do something less boring instead?
    How about his thread about dead cats curing genital warts?

    How about him telling Grampy Bobby that sodomising the corpse of his dearly beloved dead wife was the best way to shut him up?

    How about all the other threads about toilets, penises and faeces?

    You're such a prat carrobie.
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