Amusing adverts you see online

Saw this one twice today; not sure what it says about my browsing habits… it’s a monocular super mega zoom hand held telescope.

Starts with
“all the big retailers don’t want the public to have these”.
Oh really! So I’m immediately thinking well it’s probalby a piece of tat from the wild east and you can’t get it listed.

It goes on
“with military grade optics you can zoom and zoom and zoom” “Military grade” lol
Video includes a clearly edited example zooming in on what looks like a statue from a Lenin era backwater Russian town.
Of course if that range of zoom was possible you’d need a tripod to mount it on to prevent shake.

“It’s super portable”
Then they show you an image of it, and it looks exactly like one half of those little binoculars which walkers carry in the hip pocket.

Only £99.95

@diver said
Saw this one twice today; not sure what it says about my browsing habits… it’s a monocular super mega zoom hand held telescope.

Starts with
“all the big retailers don’t want the public to have these”.
Oh really! So I’m immediately thinking well it’s probalby a piece of tat from the wild east and you can’t get it listed.

It goes on
[i]“with military grade opt ...[text shortened]... ctly like one half of those little binoculars which walkers carry in the hip pocket.

Only £99.95

NOT AN ADVERT

but a great internet hack for those of us too dang poor to buy the eggs our children expect us to decorate and hide for them to find

use potatoes