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  1. Subscriberrookie54
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    13 Jul '19 01:02
    @mister-moggy said
    the hygiene hill is so hard to climb these days. yesterday i looked at my comb for a while. left it on the dresser. walked by the shower and did not look back.

    my toothbrush is calling.

    shall i brush my teeth today ?
    you sir, sound constipated,
    one teaspoon
    I SAY! one teaspoon of my genuwine highest purity snake oil will set yer bowels aright in as little as a single week,
    THAT'S RIGHT! one week only for complete relief of the surly symptoms that plague yerself
    irritability
    ingrown toenails
    droopy eyelids
    insomnia
    paranormal infestations
    and the urge to sniff small hamsters

    get a bottle of snake oil and rule yer world!
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    13 Jul '19 01:30
    @rookie54 said
    you sir, sound constipated,
    one teaspoon
    I SAY! one teaspoon of my genuwine highest purity snake oil will set yer bowels aright in as little as a single week,
    THAT'S RIGHT! one week only for complete relief of the surly symptoms that plague yerself
    irritability
    ingrown toenails
    droopy eyelids
    insomnia
    paranormal infestations
    and the urge to sniff small hamsters

    get a bottle of snake oil and rule yer world!
    WUT?!!!
  3. Standard memberFMF
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    13 Jul '19 01:45
    I have found that smearing my teeth with Marmite before going to bed each day since my second was born has kept my family size down to just the two that we have.
  4. Subscriberrookie54
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    13 Jul '19 02:08
    this thread has lost an entire post
    not simply removed
    totally vanished
    like a moggylogic train
  5. SubscriberSuzianne
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    13 Jul '19 02:14
    @fmf said
    I have found that smearing my teeth with Marmite before going to bed each day since my second was born has kept my family size down to just the two that we have.
    No surprise there.
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    13 Jul '19 03:40
    @suzianne said
    No surprise there.
    But Marmite is so tasty.
  7. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    13 Jul '19 03:59
    @fmf said
    But Marmite is so tasty.
    Don't talk with food in your mouth.
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    13 Jul '19 04:05
    @handyandy said
    Don't talk with food in your mouth.
    I am talking out of my backside.
  9. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    13 Jul '19 08:121 edit
    @wolfe63 said
    Rusty escaped from prison? 😲
    Just say he spent time in a padded cell with pencils up his nose. He seems cool with that.


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  10. SubscriberSuzianne
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    13 Jul '19 09:15
    @fmf said
    But Marmite is so tasty.
    But it's not.
  11. Standard memberFMF
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    13 Jul '19 09:17
    @suzianne said
    But it's not.
    As long as you and I are not going to procreate, I don't see what your opinion of Marmite matters.
  12. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    13 Jul '19 11:20
    @suzianne said
    But it's not.
    I love Marmite, but there is definitely a technique to eating it.
  13. SubscriberSuzianne
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    13 Jul '19 11:36
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    I love Marmite, but there is definitely a technique to eating it.
    Well, Brad Pitt could be in my bed and with Marmite smeared on his face, I'm off to the couch, thanks very much.
  14. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    13 Jul '19 11:47
    @suzianne said
    Well, Brad Pitt could be in my bed and with Marmite smeared on his face, I'm off to the couch, thanks very much.
    Smearing Marmite violates the technique.

    White bread toasted, plenty of butter. Dab 'small amounts' of the precious Marmite and gently caress across the melted butter.

    Eat immediately.
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    13 Jul '19 15:321 edit
    @rookie54 said
    this thread has lost an entire post
    not simply removed
    totally vanished
    like a moggylogic train
    That is what happens when a member makes a false statment about another member.

    Most likely the only post this poster has ever had removed!

    -VR
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