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but what if this stupid catchphrase did not exist in any human language?
but what if goats and squirrels and ravens DID understand the vacuous nature of the query?
but what if it sounded like the slapping of hobbit feet on wet cobblestone?
but what if humans ever get over themselves?

BUT WHAT THEN?

let this early morning headache rant die the ignominious death it deserves



thank you for listening to the madman
give him midol and ice cream and perhaps he will go away

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@rookie54 said
but what if this stupid catchphrase did not exist in any human language?
but what if goats and squirrels and ravens DID understand the vacuous nature of the query?
but what if it sounded like the slapping of hobbit feet on wet cobblestone?
but what if humans ever get over themselves?

BUT WHAT THEN?

[hidden]let this early morning headache rant die the ignomin ...[text shortened]...


thank you for listening to the madman
give him midol and ice cream and perhaps he will go away
🙂

but what if if never ever happened, what then?

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good rant, rookie. [clap.jpg]

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But what if everyone made just a little bit more effort?
In one agreed on thing.

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@rookie54 said
but what if this stupid catchphrase did not exist in any human language?
but what if goats and squirrels and ravens DID understand the vacuous nature of the query?
but what if it sounded like the slapping of hobbit feet on wet cobblestone?
but what if humans ever get over themselves?

BUT WHAT THEN?

[hidden]let this early morning headache rant die the ignomin ...[text shortened]...


thank you for listening to the madman
give him midol and ice cream and perhaps he will go away
rookie, your rants are nearly the only ones I still read here.



😀


Sorry about the headache.


😢

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@diver said
But what if everyone made just a little bit more effort?
In one agreed on thing.
??

What if @diver made just a little bit more effort to rephrase the second sentence coherently?

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But what if? We have a group hug. 🤔👍

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@Great-Big-Stees said
But what if? We have a group hug. 🤔👍
En gruppkram? 🙂

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@Torunn said
En gruppkram? 🙂
Ja, det ar det.👍

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@Great-Big-Stees said
Ja, det ar det.👍
Okey då.

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but what if armenian were understood by orcs?
but what if norwegian words were known?
but what if swedish for non-swedes would be as a song?
then there's me squattin in my shack,

mind blown


dear @diver,
what is the one thing?
i need this enlightenment

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@my-king-and-i removed their quoted post
Oh, the humanity…would likely disappear.😲

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@rookie54 said

dear @diver,
what is the one thing?
i need this enlightenment
It’s open for discussion my rookmeister.

Have you seen the movie City Slickers and the scene with Jack Palance and Billy Crystal’s characters discussing this?

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@diver said
It’s open for discussion my rookmeister.

Have you seen the movie City Slickers and the scene with Jack Palance and Billy Crystal’s characters discussing this?
i remember that movie
i remember thinking at that time that cowboy jack palance could make goo out of cityboy billy crystal without breaking a sweat
and yet the comedy was near to perfection

now to the one thing on which we all could possibly agree

*crickets*

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skip to 2:05 for the "one thing"
for context, watch the whole clip




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@diver
you are wiser than you first appear

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