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@Drewnogal said
I love that. I can walk the dog or do some gardening then nipto the supermarket in the same grubby clothes.
Something we have been looking forward to all our lives. πŸ™‚

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@Rene-Claude said
If you're blessed, you have grandchildren
Being an older mum I have none yet though find myself gazing and smiling at other peoples babies and kids. I also find myself saying polite and encouraging things to young shop assistants ….. and they call me Lovey, as if I’m an old, doddery, forgetful lady who shouldn’t really be out on my own πŸ™‚

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@Drewnogal said
Being an older mum I have none yet though find myself gazing and smiling at other peoples babies and kids. I also find myself saying polite and encouraging things to young shop assistants ….. and they call me Lovey, as if I’m an old, doddery, forgetful lady who shouldn’t really be out on my own πŸ™‚
I can say, "You have a lovely smile", to a young shop assistant and she won't think I'm trying to hit on her. She'll just smile demurely and say, "thank you." Wasn't like that when I was young and horny.

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@moonbus said
I can say, "You have a lovely smile", to a young shop assistant and she won't think I'm trying to hit on her. She'll just smile demurely and say, "thank you." Wasn't like that when I was young and horny.
You still have to be careful what you do or say these days.


my memories have not aged
not like my knees or lower back
my mind says i'm ten feet tall
and that sheriff's deputy is merely a snack

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Season tickets cost less. πŸ˜€

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@XRB said
Season tickets cost less. πŸ˜€
But still cost you an arm and a leg. (Unless one supports Accrington Stanley).

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
But still cost you an arm and a leg. (Unless one supports Accrington Stanley).
Just a bit of 'armless fun your lordship.

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@moonbus said
I can say, "You have a lovely smile", to a young shop assistant and she won't think I'm trying to hit on her. She'll just smile demurely and say, "thank you." Wasn't like that when I was young and horny.
Yesterday I met a lady outside our post office who was selling “goodies” for a local fundraiser. She looked familiar so I asked her if she was Mary. She replied yes, I’m married. We both had a good laugh. Coincidentally her name was indeed Mary but not the Mary I thought she might have been. I did buy some of her offerings. I am a sucker for shortbread cookies.πŸ‘

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@Great-Big-Stees said
Yesterday I met a lady outside our post office who was selling “goodies” for a local fundraiser. She looked familiar so I asked her if she was Mary. She replied yes, I’m married. We both had a good laugh. Coincidentally her name was indeed Mary but not the Mary I thought she might have been. I did buy some of her offerings. I am a sucker for shortbread cookies.πŸ‘
Careful not to get married again Stees - there is still time. πŸ™‚

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
But still cost you an arm and a leg. (Unless one supports Accrington Stanley).
'It's just a flesh wound. I'm invincible!'

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@Torunn said
People are very helpful, at least younger people, as long as we smile and look grateful.
In America, young people often look upon me with suspicion (probably because I'm a scruffy old man on a bicycle in a town with a lot of beggars -- plus, maybe some can see that I'm gay).

If they knew I had a pension plus Social Security, perhaps some of them might look upon me with resentment as well.

Aside from all that, there's no good reason for me to shower every day or to keep up with other aspects of grooming except in the most leisurely of ways.

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@Rene-Claude said
If you're blessed, you have grandchildren
I have been single most of my life and never had kids, but I imagine having kids and then grandkids must really extend the telescope of consciousness and consideration of human life and history for the grandparents. Happy for you!

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Here's a local one: when I turn 70 (four more years to go) I can decline jury duty.

What is presented as an honorable duty in my case has turned out to be a very uncomfortable experience on many occasions.

And I felt that way even before Trump, his DOJ, and his other craven minions put their disregard for the law on full display this year.


@Very-Rusty said
@Drewnogal,
LOL....You don't have to grow old for that one my friend, I've felt like that for the past 50 years!!! πŸ˜‰

-VR
Be careful with that! This isn't the Victorian age when people just described traits instead of diagnosing each other.