Great Quotes and Statements

Hello fellow Chessians. Here's where you can post your favorite (original) quotes and statements. Enjoy!


Some of mine.

If I had a dollar for every brilliant or great thought I'd ever had, I'd have a dollar.

When life throws you lemons, you make lemonade. When life throws you fruitcake, you throw it back.

I've only had a few once in a life time experiences.

People call me an idiot, what they don't realize is that they're standing in front of a mirror.

Darvlay once told me, "Josh, always remember this, the bottle is your best friend." I will never forget this bit of advice....To this day I still make sure I always have a bottle of pepto-bismol with me no matter where I am or where I'm going.

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Hello fellow Chessians. Here's where you can post your favorite (original) quotes and statements. Enjoy!


Some of mine.

If I had a dollar for every brilliant or great thought I'd ever had, I'd have a dollar.

When life throws you lemons, you make lemonade. When life throws you fruitcake, you throw it back.

I've only had a ...[text shortened]... ke sure I always have a bottle of pepto-bismol with me no matter where I am or where I'm going.

Originally posted by Mel B
Someone call this Guy a taxi. pffffffffft.

Ps. Come on lads.

Brilliant statement on touching an iceberg, "It is cold!"😕

Caught on video.😳

I think the gratest statement of Mel B' s is PFFFFFFFT! nopbody knows what it means except for him and he adores using it everywere.

Originally posted by Azeri guy
I think the gratest statement of Mel B' s is PFFFFFFFT! nopbody knows what it means except for him and he adores using it everywere.

Originally posted by adramforall
"pffffffffft"

The noise a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale makes when you remove the cap to enable you to drink it.

Originally posted by Azeri guy
I think the gratest statement of Mel B' s is PFFFFFFFT! nopbody knows what it means except for him and he adores using it everywere.

Originally posted by colleman
I thought Mel B was one of the Spice Girls.

Time for my afternoon nap.

😴

fer the love of hazuse i hope its a fem.. argh... mal b iz a hotie.. posh n sporty.. all the others leve room 4 improve..

Originally posted by xxxenophobe
fer the love of hazuse i hope its a fem.. argh... mal b iz a hotie.. posh n sporty.. all the others leve room 4 improve..