Häagen-Dazs

Dabble with different flavours but always come back to vanilla.


(I do not work for and am not affiliated in any way to Häagen-Dazs or its subsidiaries).


Edit - If anyone from Häagen-Dazs or its subsidiaries is reading this, I might be interested in working for you).

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Dabble with different flavours but always come back to vanilla.


(I do not work for and am not affiliated in any way to Häagen-Dazs or its subsidiaries).


Edit - If anyone from Häagen-Dazs or its subsidiaries is reading this, I might be interested in working for you).

Yes. We're looking for taste testers. Can you taste?

Originally posted by josephw
Yes. We're looking for taste testers. Can you taste?

Tasting ice cream is definitely in my skills set.

Häagen-Dazs is a masterpiece of branding because, as undeniably nice as it is, it's surely overrated as dollops of ice cream go. Being overrated allows it to sport its rather overblown price tag. The appeal of Häagen-Dazs is all about the self-image of those who fork out for it (or spoon out for it, perhaps).

Overrated.

Mövenpick is where is at, dawg.

Originally posted by FMF
Häagen-Dazs is a masterpiece of branding because, as undeniably nice as it is, it's surely overrated as dollops of ice cream go. Being overrated allows it to sport its rather overblown price tag. The appeal of Häagen-Dazs is all about the self-image of those who fork out for it (or spoon out for it, perhaps).

Dude, their vanilla is awesome.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Dude, their vanilla is awesome.

Their vanilla is all about how you perceive yourself. I don't want ice cream climbing inside my mind in this way.

Originally posted by FMF
Their vanilla is all about how you perceive yourself. I don't want ice cream climbing inside my mind in this way.

Having said that, I am not entirely against the idea of standing in front of the open fridge door and smearing vanilla Häagen-Dazs on my spouse's body and then licking it off.

Originally posted by FMF
Having said that, I am not entirely against the idea of standing in front of the open fridge door and smearing vanilla Häagen-Dazs on my spouse's body and then licking it off.

...given tasteful lighting, suitably sultry-jazz background music, and a really expensive looking metallic-finish fridge.

Originally posted by FMF
I don't want ice cream climbing inside my mind in this way.

Why not?

Also, ladies and gents, ice cream is not 100% about how you perceive it.
Particularly vanilla, where the content of real vanilla can be measured
and it has a direct impact on the quality of the flavor.

Originally posted by FMF
Their vanilla is all about how you perceive yourself. I don't want ice cream climbing inside my mind in this way.

Dude, think you're eating it wrong. Are you spooning it into your ear?!

Originally posted by FMF
Their vanilla is all about how you perceive yourself. I don't want ice cream climbing inside my mind in this way.
Having said that, I am not entirely against the idea of standing in front of the open fridge door and smearing vanilla Häagen-Dazs on my spouse's body and then licking it off.

The irony.

Originally posted by FMF
Having said that, I am not entirely against the idea of standing in front of the open fridge door and smearing vanilla Häagen-Dazs on my spouse's body and then licking it off.

Why does the fridge door have to be open? Do you find damaging the environment sexually arousing? Who keeps their ice cream in the fridge, anyway!?

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
Why does the fridge door have to be open? Do you find damaging the environment sexually arousing? Who keeps their ice cream in the fridge, anyway!?

The door was obviously open for the light from the bulb inside. 🙄