Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeYes. We're looking for taste testers. Can you taste?
Dabble with different flavours but always come back to vanilla.
(I do not work for and am not affiliated in any way to Häagen-Dazs or its subsidiaries).
Edit - If anyone from Häagen-Dazs or its subsidiaries is reading this, I might be interested in working for you).
Häagen-Dazs is a masterpiece of branding because, as undeniably nice as it is, it's surely overrated as dollops of ice cream go. Being overrated allows it to sport its rather overblown price tag. The appeal of Häagen-Dazs is all about the self-image of those who fork out for it (or spoon out for it, perhaps).
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Originally posted by FMFDude, their vanilla is awesome.
Häagen-Dazs is a masterpiece of branding because, as undeniably nice as it is, it's surely overrated as dollops of ice cream go. Being overrated allows it to sport its rather overblown price tag. The appeal of Häagen-Dazs is all about the self-image of those who fork out for it (or spoon out for it, perhaps).
Originally posted by FMFHaving said that, I am not entirely against the idea of standing in front of the open fridge door and smearing vanilla Häagen-Dazs on my spouse's body and then licking it off.
Their vanilla is all about how you perceive yourself. I don't want ice cream climbing inside my mind in this way.
Originally posted by FMF...given tasteful lighting, suitably sultry-jazz background music, and a really expensive looking metallic-finish fridge.
Having said that, I am not entirely against the idea of standing in front of the open fridge door and smearing vanilla Häagen-Dazs on my spouse's body and then licking it off.
Originally posted by FMFThe irony.
Their vanilla is all about how you perceive yourself. I don't want ice cream climbing inside my mind in this way.
Having said that, I am not entirely against the idea of standing in front of the open fridge door and smearing vanilla Häagen-Dazs on my spouse's body and then licking it off.
Originally posted by FMFWhy does the fridge door have to be open? Do you find damaging the environment sexually arousing? Who keeps their ice cream in the fridge, anyway!?
Having said that, I am not entirely against the idea of standing in front of the open fridge door and smearing vanilla Häagen-Dazs on my spouse's body and then licking it off.