Häagen-Dazs is a masterpiece of branding because, as undeniably nice as it is, it's surely overrated as dollops of ice cream go. Being overrated allows it to sport its rather overblown price tag. The appeal of Häagen-Dazs is all about the self-image of those who fork out for it (or spoon out for it, perhaps).
Originally posted by FMF Häagen-Dazs is a masterpiece of branding because, as undeniably nice as it is, it's surely overrated as dollops of ice cream go. Being overrated allows it to sport its rather overblown price tag. The appeal of Häagen-Dazs is all about the self-image of those who fork out for it (or spoon out for it, perhaps).
Originally posted by FMF Their vanilla is all about how you perceive yourself. I don't want ice cream climbing inside my mind in this way.
Having said that, I am not entirely against the idea of standing in front of the open fridge door and smearing vanilla Häagen-Dazs on my spouse's body and then licking it off.
Originally posted by FMF Having said that, I am not entirely against the idea of standing in front of the open fridge door and smearing vanilla Häagen-Dazs on my spouse's body and then licking it off.
...given tasteful lighting, suitably sultry-jazz background music, and a really expensive looking metallic-finish fridge.
Also, ladies and gents, ice cream is not 100% about how you perceive it.
Particularly vanilla, where the content of real vanilla can be measured
and it has a direct impact on the quality of the flavor.
Originally posted by FMF
Their vanilla is all about how you perceive yourself. I don't want ice cream climbing inside my mind in this way.
Having said that, I am not entirely against the idea of standing in front of the open fridge door and smearing vanilla Häagen-Dazs on my spouse's body and then licking it off.
Originally posted by FMF Having said that, I am not entirely against the idea of standing in front of the open fridge door and smearing vanilla Häagen-Dazs on my spouse's body and then licking it off.
Why does the fridge door have to be open? Do you find damaging the environment sexually arousing? Who keeps their ice cream in the fridge, anyway!?
Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason Why does the fridge door have to be open? Do you find damaging the environment sexually arousing? Who keeps their ice cream in the fridge, anyway!?
The door was obviously open for the light from the bulb inside. 🙄
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