Hot Monkey Love !!!

Checkmate187

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30 Aug 05

Checkmate187

Joined: 10 Jul 05
Moves: 9801

30 Aug 05

Once you go monkey, you never go back!!!

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

30 Aug 05

Sexual behavior:
1. chimpanzee: extremely promiscuous
2. human: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: very faithful

Penis size (from largest to smallest):
1. human: longest and thickest penis
2. chimpanzee: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: smallest (about an inch and a half when erected!)

Testicle size (from largest to smallest):
1. chimpanzee: largest
2. human: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: smallest

Checkmate187

Joined: 10 Jul 05
Moves: 9801

30 Aug 05

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Sexual behavior:
1. chimpanzee: extremely promiscuous
2. human: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: very faithful

Penis size (from largest to smallest):
1. human: longest and thickest penis
2. chimpanzee: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: smallest (about an inch and a half when erected!)

Testicle size (from largest to smallest):
1. chimpanzee: largest
2. human: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: smallest

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

darvlay

Joined: 05 Jan 04
Moves: 45179

30 Aug 05

This reminds me of a very funny Dave Chapelle stand-up bit... So funny that I won't even try and tell you what it's about exactly...

seraphimvulture

Geek

Behind you...

Joined: 24 Feb 04
Moves: 28311

30 Aug 05

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Sexual behavior:
1. chimpanzee: extremely promiscuous
2. human: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: very faithful

Penis size (from largest to smallest):
1. human: longest and thickest penis
2. chimpanzee: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: smallest (about an inch and a half when erected!)

Testicle size (from largest to smallest):
1. chimpanzee: largest
2. human: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: smallest

So... all around, chimps are best of the three...... What a confidence booster.