How to kill mice.

Originally posted by duecer
when stitching ones slippers does one form them with the fur on the inside or out? *pleae say inside, please say inside, please say inside*

Inside. Old slippers can be used as "love mittens".

Originally posted by Starrman
I came here looking for fire! I feel cheated.

Put a small amount of gasoline in the bottom of the bucket instead of water. Once successful, take the bucket outside, put it in your neighbour's driveway and light it on fire.

Originally posted by kirksey957
When I was a kid our house was infested with mice. My uncle came to the house with his special rat poison which was cornmeal and cement. The mice would eat the mixture and of course eventually drink water. You know the rest.

Then they die in the walls. You want immediate death or foolproof collection. My mouse killing method works like a champ and gives the little SOB's a lingering death. If drowning offends your delicate sensibilities, leave the bucket empty or make yourself some little punji sticks to go in the bottom.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Then they die in the walls. You want immediate death or foolproof collection. My mouse killing method works like a champ and gives the little SOB's a lingering death. If drowning offends your delicate sensibilities, leave the bucket empty or make yourself some little punji sticks to go in the bottom.

Exactly and they smell like death. For a while. Yuck.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Exactly and they smell like death. For a while. Yuck.

The concrete completely absorbed all moisture in their bodies so it was like mummification so there was no smell.

Originally posted by kirksey957
The concrete completely absorbed all moisture in their bodies so it was like mummification so there was no smell.

And you can build little mice houses out of their petrified mouse-brick bodies. Awesome!

Originally posted by Starrman
And you can build little mice houses out of their petrified mouse-brick bodies. Awesome!

If I might be permitted an observation, casting the mice in clear resin yields results much more pleasing to the eye.

Originally posted by kirksey957
When I was a kid our house was infested with mice. My uncle came to the house with his special rat poison which was cornmeal and cement. The mice would eat the mixture and of course eventually drink water. You know the rest.

Brilliant!

I wonder what would happen if I mix oatmeal with cement and leave it in Wal-Mart for everyone to buy?

Originally posted by kirksey957
The concrete completely absorbed all moisture in their bodies so it was like mummification so there was no smell.

I still don't get this... So nobody cared that the house ended up being littered with little cement nuggets? Unless they've torn down your ghetto ass trailer, the place is probably still full of minature statues, like some macabre museum.

Why just kill them and not use the little buggers?
Here is a good recipe of rat stew. Delicious!

rats, about 3 pounds, cut up
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
3 tablespoons butter
1 cup chopped celery
2 medium onions, thinly sliced
1 teaspoon seasoned salt
1 teaspoon salt
dash pepper
1 bay leaf
4 cups water
4 cups dry red wine
2 cups diced carrots
4 medium potatoes, peeled and diced
4 ounces sliced mushrooms, sauteed
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/3 cup water

Dredge rat pieces with 1/2 cup flour. Melt butter in a Dutch oven over medium heat; brown rat pieces on all sides. Add celery, onion, salt, pepper, bay leaf, 4 cups water, and wine; bring to the boil. Reduce heat to a simmer, cover, and simmer rat stew for 2 hours. Add carrots, potatoes, and mushrooms; cook for about 25 to 30 minutes longer, or until vegetables are tender. Combine 1/4 cup flour and 1/3 cup water; stir until well blended and smooth. Stir flour mixture into the broth; cook and stir until thickened.

Enjoy!

Originally posted by FabianFnas
Why just kill them and not use the little buggers?
Here is a good recipe of rat stew. Delicious!

rats, about 3 pounds, cut up
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
3 tablespoons butter
1 cup chopped celery
2 medium onions, thinly sliced
1 teaspoon seasoned salt
1 teaspoon salt
dash pepper
1 bay leaf
4 cups water
4 cups dry red wine
2 cups di ...[text shortened]... blended and smooth. Stir flour mixture into the broth; cook and stir until thickened.

Enjoy!

If you ever see the movie "Never Cry Wolf" , there is a great scene where a mouse stew is concocted and is eaten with a mouse watching.

Originally posted by kirksey957
If you ever see the movie "Never Cry Wolf" , there is a great scene where a mouse stew is concocted and is eaten with a mouse watching.

Good old Farley.



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Originally posted by Seitse
Brilliant!

I wonder what would happen if I mix oatmeal with cement and leave it in Wal-Mart for everyone to buy?

Make sure the price is "right" and say Nicole Kidman eats the stuff.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I still don't get this... So nobody cared that the house ended up being littered with little cement nuggets? Unless they've torn down your ghetto ass trailer, the place is probably still full of minature statues, like some macabre museum.

I dont get it either. It also sounds rather impossible that a mouse gets totaly cemented up from nose to tail. It sounds more reasonable to me that the cement would from a block in the mouse its stomach and rest of the digestion organs. This would turn out to be fatal, but in my opnion alot of tissue would not get hard and will rott.

Originally posted by kirksey957
If you ever see the movie "Never Cry Wolf" , there is a great scene where a mouse stew is concocted and is eaten with a mouse watching.

I like the eskimo who seems to only be able to say "good idea". This is my new catch phrase to stupidity.