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Who's in?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Who's in?
Which god do you worship?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Who's in?
About time. Do you need a good wingman?

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Originally posted by Trev33
About time. Do you need a good wingman?
I have been told by the higher one, as his prophet, that you
would come forward to stand by my side as we show the
flock where the true light resides.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Which god do you worship?
How can I help you?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Which god do you worship?
There's no room for a god in a church of personality.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
There's no room for a god in a church of personality.
You shall be our cult's whore.

Come, my child, there is nothing to fear. I forgive your urges and appetites.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I have been told by the higher one, as his prophet, that you
would come forward to stand by my side as we show the
flock where the true light resides.
How tall is he ?

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Originally posted by Seitse
I have been told by the higher one, as his prophet, that you
would come forward to stand by my side as we show the
flock where the true light resides.
I have spare batteries and a box of matches.

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Can I be a cardinal? I like red hats.

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Kool-Aid? No thanks, I'm allergic.

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Who gets the tax breaks?

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Do we have to sacrifice anything?

And how many virgins do we get for good behaviour?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Who's in?
Your name isn't Jim is it?

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Originally posted by Seitse
You shall be our cult's whore.

Come, my child, there is nothing to fear. I forgive your urges and appetites.
A sure sign of the Apocalypse.