A man dies and goes up to heaven, but before he can pass a gaurdian tells him he has to answer 3 questions to pass. and they are
How many days are in the week that begin with T?
How many D's are in Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer? and
What is Easter?
The man comes back a week later and replies, their are 2 days in the week that begin with T, Today, and Tomorrow!
Their are 312 D's in rudolph the red nosed reindeer
(and he hums) DD,DDD,DD DDDDDD, D (example below)
Ru Dolph The REd Nosed, REinder
The third answer is, when that fat ol jolly guy comes down the chimney and i open presents....St Peter shakes his head in disgust, the first 2 were bad, but this is horrible, he replies, "try again"
"o yea, when we eat turkey and celebrate stuff about pilgrims"
st peter says "NO" ONE MORE TRY!
um...hm..when Jesus died??
"yes yes tell me more"!!!!
the man says "and every year he pops outa his hole, sees his shadow, and hides again!"
lol lol lol lol
Originally posted by dukeballinhomieyou know you can just put another joke in the same thread instead of starting a new one everytime
A man dies and goes up to heaven, but before he can pass a gaurdian tells him he has to answer 3 questions to pass. and they are
How many days are in the week that begin with T?
How many D's are in Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer? and
What is Easter?
The man comes back a week later and replies, their are 2 days in the week that begin with T, ...[text shortened]... s "and every year he pops outa his hole, sees his shadow, and hides again!"
lol lol lol lol
fred