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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    08 Aug '14 09:42
    Good day, netizens.

    Have you ever felt like an ethereal, fairy tale damsel in forced,
    distressful captivity behind the iron bars of a hairy, smelly and
    adipose male body?

    Yes? Then, suffer no more.

    I am here to day to bring you the offer of a lifetime! My associate,
    Joe Lumumba, and I, have teamed up to bring you one of the best
    offers in the history of humankind. If Billy Mays (hallowed be his name)
    would be alive, he would definitely endorse it*.

    What we bring you, basically, is a gender reassignment procedure
    (MtoF only) for only $ 99.99. If legal under Swiss law, the best
    clinics in Zurich would be offering this for price tags in the region of
    hundreds of thousands of dollars. Do you have to mortgage your future?
    Not anymore, because we have the option for you.

    All it takes is for my associate, Mr. Lumumba, to warm up his jaws and
    munch your misery off. Your life will be forever changed, and your dream
    of being called (and actually be) Suzy would come true.

    Call now to 1-800-MUNCH-AWAY and get a free consultation.

    Call now!

    * We confirmed Billy's acceptance of the above statement through
    medium Madam Shaniqua, who consulted the ouija board and acted as
    an interpreter between us and Billy's ghost.
  2. Subscribersonhouse
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    08 Aug '14 11:091 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Good day, netizens.

    Have you ever felt like an ethereal, fairy tale damsel in forced,
    distressful captivity behind the iron bars of a hairy, smelly and
    adipose male body?

    Yes? Then, suffer no more.

    I am here to day to bring you the offer of a lifetime! My associate,
    Joe Lumumba, and I, have teamed up to bring you one of the best
    offers in the his ...[text shortened]... ua, who consulted the ouija board and acted as
    an interpreter between us and Billy's ghost.[/i]
    Quick cut and paste job, eh.

    My proctologist wanted to do the gender bender operation on himself but I never thought he would pull it off.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    08 Aug '14 11:34
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    Quick cut and paste job, eh.

    My proctologist wanted to do the gender bender operation on himself but I never thought he would pull it off.
    He could pull it back from within and have a permanent party.

    P.S. Just cut, no paste 🙂
  4. hirsute rooster
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    08 Aug '14 11:54
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Good day, netizens.

    Have you ever felt like an ethereal, fairy tale damsel in forced,
    distressful captivity behind the iron bars of a hairy, smelly and
    adipose male body?

    Yes? Then, suffer no more.

    I am here to day to bring you the offer of a lifetime! My associate,
    Joe Lumumba, and I, have teamed up to bring you one of the best
    offers in the his ...[text shortened]... ua, who consulted the ouija board and acted as
    an interpreter between us and Billy's ghost.[/i]
    Sounds like a lot to tackle.
    I think I'd be worried about things getting cocked up.

    It must take some balls to perform an operation like that.
  5. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    08 Aug '14 12:02
    Originally posted by orangutan
    Sounds like a lot to tackle.
    I think I'd be worried about things getting cocked up.

    It must take some balls to perform an operation like that.
    It can very well be a cock and bull story, of course.
  6. SubscriberPonderable
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    08 Aug '14 13:05
    you know that there is more to a woman than the absence of some male parts?
  7. Subscribersonhouse
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    08 Aug '14 13:52
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    you know that there is more to a woman than the absence of some male parts?
    Yeah, really. One thing I would like to see in all this gender re-assignment work is making a uterus so the former male can now have children if desired. They won't be doing THAT any time soon.

    I think at this stage, the best they can do is to transplant a uterus into a person, maybe that could work but I'd like to see them MAKE a working uterus.
  8. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    08 Aug '14 14:10
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    you know that there is more to a woman than the absence of some male parts?
    I think I've heard there are breasts involved, as well as an orifice
    where the urethra was supposed to be. But don't take my word
    for it.

    Sadly, I regret to inform that my associate, Mr. Lumumba, and our
    patented method, involve solely the snip part. On the other hand,
    we are very happy to refer you to one of our partners in Tijuana.
  9. rebel city
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    08 Aug '14 19:03
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Good day, netizens.

    Have you ever felt like an ethereal, fairy tale damsel in forced,
    distressful captivity behind the iron bars of a hairy, smelly and
    adipose male body?

    Yes? Then, suffer no more.

    I am here to day to bring you the offer of a lifetime! My associate,
    Joe Lumumba, and I, have teamed up to bring you one of the best
    offers in the his ...[text shortened]... ua, who consulted the ouija board and acted as
    an interpreter between us and Billy's ghost.[/i]
    What does Mr Lumumba do with the munched bit, does he swallow or does he spit it?
    Have you ever thought of opening a branch in Thailand? With all those beautiful and trendy lady boys I bet you would make a fortune.
    If business take off I would like to send my application to be your secretary, I can type and I come from Brazil, a country with great expertise on the subject and amongst the biggest international exporters of the new Gender.
  10. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    08 Aug '14 19:17
    Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
    What does Mr Lumumba do with the munched bit, does he swallow or does he spit it?
    Have you ever thought of opening a branch in Thailand? With all those beautiful and trendy lady boys I bet you would make a fortune.
    If business take off I would like to send my application to be your secretary, I can type and I come from Brazil, a country with great expertise on the subject and amongst the biggest international exporters of the new Gender.
    Você é uma gatinha com uma bunda boa?
  11. rebel city
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    08 Aug '14 19:47
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Você é uma gatinha com uma bunda boa?
    Olha, até que dá pra tapear.
  12. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    08 Aug '14 19:55
    Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
    Olha, até que dá pra tapear.
    Nossa! Isso soa como o meu tipo de diversão!
  13. rebel city
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    08 Aug '14 20:06
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Nossa! Isso soa como o meu tipo de diversão!
    Que bom! Porém, preciso informar que tenho um incoveniente, já passei da idade de fazer muito esforço, agora com 75 anos só quero sombra e água fresca. Por isso que o trabalho para mim também é só uma diversão.
  14. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    08 Aug '14 21:18
    Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
    Que bom! Porém, preciso informar que tenho um incoveniente, já passei da idade de fazer muito esforço, agora com 75 anos só quero sombra e água fresca. Por isso que o trabalho para mim também é só uma diversão.
    Oh deus, a idade da minha mãe! 😀
  15. SubscriberAThousandYoung
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    09 Aug '14 02:28
    Don't leave no angry inch
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