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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Jul '14 11:34
    Welcome to the Official Seitse's Name Interpretation Thread©
    *******************************************
    As an arduous student of Mayan divination, I have developed
    a unique system, mixing the ancient wisdom with modern techniques,
    to interpret your name into your essence, i.e. the great force
    within, its spiritual animal, its shamanic meaning, and the future
    signaled in the stars for you.

    *******************************************

    It is quite simple. Post your first name here and I will consult the
    numerology charts, summon the spirits, and then provide you
    with whatever your name has for you, i.e.

    1) Who are you?
    2) How are you?
    3) What's in store for you.

    Long live & prosper.

    * Private consultations are possible, at the cost of 1 Bitcoin per
    consultation.
  2. Standard memberredbadger
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    06 Jul '14 11:38
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Welcome to the [b]Official Seitse's Name Interpretation Thread©
    *******************************************
    [i]As an arduous student of Mayan divination, I have developed
    a unique system, mixing the ancient wisdom with modern techniques,
    to interpret your name into your essence, i.e. the great force
    within, its spiritual animal, its shamanic meaning, ...[text shortened]... & prosper.

    * Private consultations are possible, at the cost of 1 Bitcoin per
    consultation.[/b]
    real name?
  3. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Jul '14 11:42
    Originally posted by redbadger
    real name?
    Of course.

    I asked my shamanic animal to interpret redbadger and he replied are you high?
  4. Standard memberredbadger
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    06 Jul '14 11:45
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Of course.

    I asked my shamanic animal to interpret redbadger and he replied are you high?
    all names first second and surname
  5. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Jul '14 11:47
    Originally posted by redbadger
    all names first second and surname
    Nah, just the first name.

    I do the whole name + last name but in private, prior payment, of course.
  6. Standard memberredbadger
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    06 Jul '14 11:47
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Nah, just the first name.

    I do the whole name + last name but in private, prior payment, of course.
    David
  7. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Jul '14 11:52
    Originally posted by redbadger
    David
    O.k., be right back.
  8. Standard memberredbadger
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    06 Jul '14 11:53
    Originally posted by Seitse
    O.k., be right back.
    se ya soon
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    06 Jul '14 18:54
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Of course.

    I asked my shamanic animal to interpret redbadger and he replied are you high?
    I suspect are you high? may actually be the correct interpretation of the name redbadger and not merely a rhetorical question.
  10. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Jul '14 18:56
    Originally posted by Sahuaro
    I suspect are you high? may actually be the correct interpretation of the name redbadger and not merely a rhetorical question.
    I just consulted your point with my shamanic adviser
    and it is considering it.

    Redbadger: your shamanic chart will be ready soon.
  11. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    06 Jul '14 19:11
    Dave's not here man.
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    Jimmy 😀
  13. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Jul '14 20:15
    The spirits have spoken to me about David.

    Meaning
    Your name means beloved. So, most likely you're a spoiled brat.

    Lucky number
    22. Play lottery with it, pick a jersey shirt with it at your local footie club,
    whatever you want. That's your number so stick with it.


    Number meaning
    Leader. So the spirits say. I really don't know, dude.

    Destiny
    Master builder is the mix of David and 22, which is quite tough, to
    be honest. It is very to aim low, in case you fail, so as to avoid the
    temptation of suicide. That said, you possess unorthodox approaches
    to problem solving, which is a way to say that people around you feel
    that you're weird and unpredictable.


    Negative side
    Eccentric. Which, truth be said, can range from Liberace type of
    eccentric to just plain weirdo. Also, the spirits say you can be dominating
    and overbearing. Man, that sucks.


    Soul Number
    1. It means you want to lead, working independently and without
    supervision. Prime Minister is a good position for you then. Kind of an
    attention whore.


    Dream Number
    3. This means that you dream of artistic expression, which is kind
    of gay but, hey, to each his own.


    Ta-da!
  14. Subscriberdivegeester
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    06 Jul '14 20:21
    Originally posted by Seitse
    The spirits have spoken to me about David.

    [b]Meaning

    Your name means beloved. So, most likely you're a spoiled brat.

    Lucky number
    22. Play lottery with it, pick a jersey shirt with it at your local footie club,
    whatever you want. That's your number so stick with it.


    Number meaning
    Leader. So the spirits say ...[text shortened]... you dream of artistic expression, which is kind
    of gay but, hey, to each his own.


    Ta-da![/b]
    Did the spirits mention "twat" at all?
  15. Standard memberSeitse
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    06 Jul '14 20:28
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Did the spirits mention "twat" at all?
    I thought they said Dwight, to which I replied No, it's David, not Dwight.

    Maybe it was that 😕
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