Newly minted epithets
21 Feb '15 13:45vidge ~ a person always asking for spare coins for machines.
"He boiled that egg in front of the mirror" ~ reference to a housework-shy husband's often mentioned but very occasional domestic tasks.
tryph ~ a person who tries to be jolly when people are talking about things like child cancer or Romanian neighbours.
"He's got stools crammed in his cheeks" ~ reference to the constant but awkward smile of the office manager's sycophant.
preemie ~ someone who manages to mention his own penis nonchalantly within the first 6 messages in a dating website chat.
a trouser piss spot crisis ~ a minor problem that suddenly gets worse when you try to distract attention away from it.
"He boiled that egg in front of the mirror" ~ reference to a housework-shy husband's often mentioned but very occasional domestic tasks.
tryph ~ a person who tries to be jolly when people are talking about things like child cancer or Romanian neighbours.
"He's got stools crammed in his cheeks" ~ reference to the constant but awkward smile of the office manager's sycophant.
preemie ~ someone who manages to mention his own penis nonchalantly within the first 6 messages in a dating website chat.
a trouser piss spot crisis ~ a minor problem that suddenly gets worse when you try to distract attention away from it.