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Send me 1200 pounds.

First person to do so wins a prize. (*Cash value £35).

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*Edit. - The above is a joke. Please do not send me 1200 pounds. There is no prize. It is not worth £35. - I do however require a new boiler.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Send me 1200 pounds.

First person to do so wins a prize. (*Cash value £35).

😞

1200 pounds of what?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
1200 pounds of what?

I'm flexible on the matter.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Send me 1200 pounds.

priority mail leaving texas this afternoon, the royal mail should take charge in about three or four days...
cheers...

Originally posted by rookie54
priority mail leaving texas this afternoon, the royal mail should take charge in about three or four days...
cheers...

Horrah!

(No longer need to sell the cat).

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Horrah!

(No longer need to sell the cat).

pro tip -
never reveal yer assets until the deal is finalized...

now,
about trading me yer white bengal tiger for a used boiler...

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
1200 pounds of what?

"Lard".

Originally posted by rookie54
pro tip -
never reveal yer assets until the deal is finalized...

now,
about trading me yer white bengal tiger for a used boiler...

lol

I have no worthy comeback.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
lol

I have no worthy comeback.

i realize it's getting "late" where yer at on the globe,
but,
dang it man, yer one of the few with a library of reasoning under hiz belt...

get some sleep, and then tomorrow, i want you to come at me like a naked special forces commando...

Originally posted by rookie54
i realize it's getting "late" where yer at on the globe,
but,
dang it man, yer one of the few with a [b]library of reasoning under hiz belt...

get some sleep, and then tomorrow, i want you to come at me like a naked special forces commando...[/b]

Aye aye General.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Aye aye General.

General? Ya right. Jeeeeez.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
General? Ya right. Jeeeeez.

Back in line Lieutenant.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Back in line Lieutenant.

pray tell sir what exactly is wrong with said boiler?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Back in line Lieutenant.

Yes ma'am.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Yes ma'am.

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