Seitse's Deep Cavity Search Service™

Seitse's Deep Cavity Search Service™
P R E S E N T S

Our Fall 2015 brand new menu of services if now available
at our website! What are you waiting for to check it out?

We have an astonishing variety of different services, ranging from
the traditional Thai Delight Package to the recently unveiled
Ninja Turtle Deluxe, and we maintain our previous season's
mind blowing promo of 3 for the price of 2!

Remember that all of our services are all-inclusive and all
our therapists are highly qualified urologists, proctologists and
DEA agents, who at all times wear disinfected latex gloves
so all you have to be concerned about is to relax and enjoy.

Do not accept imitations! We are the original DPS service.

CALL NOW!

Originally posted by Seitse
[b]Seitse's Deep Cavity Search Service™
P R E S E N T S

Our Fall 2015 brand new menu of services if now available
at our website! What are you waiting for to check it out?

We have an astonishing variety of different services, ranging from
the traditional Thai Delight Package to the recently unveiled
Ninja Tu ...[text shortened]... enjoy.

Do not accept imitations! We are the original DPS service.

[i]CALL NOW![/b]

phone number pls

Originally posted by redbadger
phone number pls

1 - 800 - UP - THEBUM

Have you tested this on yourself? Do you have FDA approval?

Originally posted by moonbus
Have you tested this on yourself? Do you have FDA approval?

Yes.

Yes.

Shall we book you for 5.30 today then?

Originally posted by Seitse
Yes.

Yes.

Shall we book you for 5.30 today then?

Not yet. Were any cute, fuzzy animals harmed?

Originally posted by moonbus
Not yet. Were any cute, fuzzy animals harmed?

Not even ugly, rough ones.

So, shall we book you for today at 5:30 then?

Originally posted by Seitse
Not even ugly, rough ones.

So, shall we book you for today at 5:30 then?

Oh shucks, I'm scheduled for a subjunctive conditional colonoscopy just then.

Originally posted by Seitse
1 - 800 - UP - THEBUM

Are you recruiting?

Originally posted by moonbus
Oh shucks, I'm scheduled for a subjunctive conditional colonoscopy just then.

I'll write your name down in the waiting list then.

Originally posted by mikelom
Are you recruiting?

Always!

All you need is hands with at least 3 fingers in each.

Is this a spinoff from

Thread 162752?

Originally posted by Ponderable
Is this a spinoff from

Thread 162752?

Oh no, that is closed now.

Moreover, this is a legitimate business with its proper licenses
and a prestigious record of satisfied clients.

Shall we book you for your usual, today at 6:00, sir?