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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    17 Apr '15 09:011 edit
    Seitse's Deep Cavity Search Service
    P R E S E N T S

    Our Fall 2015 brand new menu of services if now available
    at our website! What are you waiting for to check it out?

    We have an astonishing variety of different services, ranging from
    the traditional Thai Delight Package to the recently unveiled
    Ninja Turtle Deluxe, and we maintain our previous season's
    mind blowing promo of 3 for the price of 2!

    Remember that all of our services are all-inclusive and all
    our therapists are highly qualified urologists, proctologists and
    DEA agents, who at all times wear disinfected latex gloves
    so all you have to be concerned about is to relax and enjoy.

    Do not accept imitations! We are the original DPS service.

    CALL NOW!
  2. Standard memberredbadger
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    17 Apr '15 10:11
    Originally posted by Seitse
    [b]Seitse's Deep Cavity Search Service
    P R E S E N T S

    Our Fall 2015 brand new menu of services if now available
    at our website! What are you waiting for to check it out?

    We have an astonishing variety of different services, ranging from
    the traditional Thai Delight Package to the recently unveiled
    Ninja Tu ...[text shortened]... enjoy.

    Do not accept imitations! We are the original DPS service.

    [i]CALL NOW!
    [/b]
    phone number pls
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    17 Apr '15 10:38
    Originally posted by redbadger
    phone number pls
    1 - 800 - UP - THEBUM
  4. Subscribermoonbus
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    17 Apr '15 11:15
    Have you tested this on yourself? Do you have FDA approval?
  5. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    17 Apr '15 11:33
    Originally posted by moonbus
    Have you tested this on yourself? Do you have FDA approval?
    Yes.

    Yes.

    Shall we book you for 5.30 today then?
  6. Subscribermoonbus
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    17 Apr '15 12:00
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Yes.

    Yes.

    Shall we book you for 5.30 today then?
    Not yet. Were any cute, fuzzy animals harmed?
  7. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    17 Apr '15 12:08
    Originally posted by moonbus
    Not yet. Were any cute, fuzzy animals harmed?
    Not even ugly, rough ones.

    So, shall we book you for today at 5:30 then?
  8. Subscribermoonbus
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    17 Apr '15 12:15
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Not even ugly, rough ones.

    So, shall we book you for today at 5:30 then?
    Oh shucks, I'm scheduled for a subjunctive conditional colonoscopy just then.
  9. Wat?
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    17 Apr '15 12:20
    Originally posted by Seitse
    1 - 800 - UP - THEBUM
    Are you recruiting?
  10. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    17 Apr '15 13:53
    Originally posted by moonbus
    Oh shucks, I'm scheduled for a subjunctive conditional colonoscopy just then.
    I'll write your name down in the waiting list then.
  11. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    17 Apr '15 13:54
    Originally posted by mikelom
    Are you recruiting?
    Always!

    All you need is hands with at least 3 fingers in each.
  12. SubscriberPonderable
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    17 Apr '15 13:57
    Is this a spinoff from

    Thread 162752?
  13. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    17 Apr '15 14:03
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    Is this a spinoff from

    Thread 162752?
    Oh no, that is closed now.

    Moreover, this is a legitimate business with its proper licenses
    and a prestigious record of satisfied clients.

    Shall we book you for your usual, today at 6:00, sir?
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