Friends, RHP'ers, assorted w@nkers... lend me your ears.
In recognition of his massive contributions to the RHP forums, I'm proud to announce that Shavixmir has won the 'Uber Spamming Rec Whore Award' for lifetime achievement. This award assures shavixmir's nomination to the Spammer's Hall of Fame and guarantees his place in RHP history as the biggest blowhard in the General Forum. His briliant posts, while ultimately shallow and mindnumbingly boring in their predictability, are beacons of light in an otherwise mundane forest of threads.
Truly a dubious, er... distinguished honor. Please join me in congratulating shavixmir.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateThank you. Thank you.
Friends, RHP'ers, assorted w@nkers... lend me your ears.
In recognition of his massive contributions to the RHP forums, I'm proud to announce that Shavixmir has won the 'Uber Spamming Rec Whore Award' for lifetime achievement. This award assures shavixmir's nomination to the Spammer's Hall of Fame and guarantees his place in RHP history as t ...[text shortened]... ds.
Truly a dubious, er... distinguished honor. Please join me in congratulating shavixmir.
There are a few people I would like to thank, without whom I would never have gotten as far as I did, written as much as I done and done as writing possible as most. Or something along those lines.
Firstly the mods.
Without them and their idiotic rules there would be nothing for me to kick against. It is true to say that without a framework (borders) there can be no progression.
Secondly the Guttersnipers (the lotta them).
They've given me hours of crap to piss on. They are, without doubt, the biggest bunch of losers in clan history. Trying to be sarcastic, but failing tragically; in a Benny Hill sort of a way...
Thirdly the pro-life anti-abortionists.
Without these people I would live a normal life, work 36 hours a week, have a wife and 3 children and a mortgage. These lice of beings are the sole reason for me wanting to be a writer. They are the oxygen flaming the fan of my core hatred; the Osama in my bonnet.
Lastly I would like to thank Marinakatakomb, Starrman, Ragnorak and Darvlay for giving us truly amusing, orginal and creative threads such as:
The photo competition, RHP faces and CD exchange.
I'll leave you all with very wise words indeed:
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
- Bilbo Baggins -
Originally posted by The Slow PawnYou've already taken that one home and subjected it to all that crap metallica fans call 'music'.
That will be an easy one
Ar*ehole of the year
Congratulations
We want it back washed and polished. I heard you've planted petunias in it - you've held on to it so long.
Dumbass.
Originally posted by CrowleyAll is love and peace on a Friday in RHP land again I read!
You've already taken that one home and subjected it to all that crap metallica fans call 'music'.
We want it back washed and polished. I heard you've planted petunias in it - you've held on to it so long.
Dumbass.
Originally posted by shavixmirNice acceptance speech. This will definitely put you in the running for nomination as Longwinded Blowhard Man of the Year.
Thank you. Thank you.
There are a few people I would like to thank, without whom I would never have gotten as far as I did, written as much as I done and done as writing possible as most. Or something along those lines.
Firstly the mods.
Without them and their idiotic rules there would be nothing for me to kick against. It is true to say that wit ...[text shortened]... ould like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
- Bilbo Baggins -