@Great-Big-Stees
I don't really like stand up comedians, they try so desperately hard to be funny. Is Ellen DeGeneres a stand up comedian? If so, this I think is funny:
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@Great-Big-Stees
I don't really like stand up comedians, they try so desperately hard to be funny. Is Ellen DeGeneres a stand up comedian? If so, this I think is funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUmX6CiMoFk
@torunn saidI notice this clip is not considered funny.
@Great-Big-Stees
I don't really like stand up comedians, they try so desperately hard to be funny. Is Ellen DeGeneres a stand up comedian? If so, this I think is funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUmX6CiMoFk
two whales are swimming in the sea, a male and a female
the male whale sees a whaling ship and when he realizes it's the same ship that harpooned his father he decides to take revenge
the male whale says to the female whale, "if we swim under the ship, and both of us exhale all our air at the same time, the ship will capsize and sink"
the female whale agrees to the plan
they swim underneath the ship and exhale all their air and the ship capsizes and sinks
however
all the sailors jump overboard and begin to swim to shore
the male whale is pissed and says to the female whale, "let's catch those guys and gobble them up!"
the female whale is reluctant
"look" she says, "i agreed to the blowjob but no way i'm swallowing seamen"
