the most awful, gut-wrenching sound you've ever heard...

your dog,
in the other room,
about to puke...

Originally posted by @rookie54
your dog,
in the other room,
about to puke...

... on the $5,000 Persian rug....

Originally posted by @moonbus
... on the $5,000 Persian rug....

...having eaten something unspeakable in the park...

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
...having eaten something unspeakable in the park...

only to step back into another dogs barkers nest in your ...

squealing tires as you stop at the traffic signal...

"assume the position, dirtbag..."

Honey, I need to tell you something.

confided Grandmother ...

Luckily we have another dog that cleans up afterward. 😞

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Luckily we have another dog that cleans up afterward. 😞

i was on it like stink on puke...
because i have two (including the hurler hizzelf) that would happily have second breakfast...

Originally posted by @rookie54
i was on it like stink on puke...
because i have two (including the hurler hizzelf) that would happily have second breakfast...

of bakers, bakers nest thats what a yummy treat followed on with...