Chess Life Lesson

When you have someone down, kick the crap out of them unless they recover and do the same to you.

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99% of the time your own farts won't bother you but they WILL bother your opponent so don't be afraid to use this tactical weaponry at your next tournament.

@Patzering

If I ever play in a tournament I may try it.

@patzering said
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99% of the time your own farts won't bother you but they WILL bother your opponent so don't be afraid to use this tactical weaponry at your next tournament.

As you get older there is a very real danger of farts becoming sharts, so you should ensure that you carry a change of underwear with you at all times.

@mynameisklint said
As you get older there is a very real danger of farts becoming sharts, so you should ensure that you carry a change of underwear with you at all times.

With a shart tou just might win the whole tourney.

I'm not saying go in with guns blazing.
It would obviously require practice and training.

@eladar said
When you have someone down, kick the crap out of them unless they recover and do the same to you.

When you have someone down, kick the crap out of them unless they recover and do the same to you.

Chess is a board game with little wooden or plastic pieces. Keeping things in their proper perspective can be helpful. 🙂

@mchill said
When you have someone down, kick the crap out of them unless they recover and do the same to you.

Chess is a board game with little wooden or plastic pieces. Keeping things in their proper perspective can be helpful. 🙂

It reflects reality, at least when police are not there to keep order and the other person will not stop attacking you.

Ok how about this one, go do stuff, fail a bunch of times, figure out your screw ups and eventually you start winning.

Winning is over-rated 🙂

Be polite to the player opposite you, but ruthless on the board.

Here is another one, do not be a dumb ass.

I beg to differ

Who said "Play with your opponents eye in the sun"? I think it was Lopez

@eladar said
It reflects reality, at least when police are not there to keep order and the other person will not stop attacking you.

It reflects reality

No, I don't think so. We humans don't move around on black and white squares, and we're not confined to moving only diagonally, front or back or around corners. We don't get promoted to a queen if someone moves us to the 8th rank, and no one puts us in a box overnight crammed in with other humans until they are ready to play with us again - with or without the police.