because they're stupid

@goldenwolf79 said
It's about the master chopping the hypocritical preachers to pieces and sending them to torment for all eternity with the unbelievers.

The entire bible is pretty much one of three things:

1. Narcissistic grandstanding from God.
2. Dictates from God.
3. Rage of God.

You sell the book short. There's some hot porn in Song of Solomon.

@goldenwolf79 said
It's about the master chopping the hypocritical preachers to pieces and sending them to torment for all eternity with the unbelievers.

The entire bible is pretty much one of three things:

1. Narcissistic grandstanding from God.
2. Dictates from God.
3. Rage of God.

No, it's not about that, but that's to be expected when you go off half-cocked about some offense you think I mean for you. Christians sure don't have a corner on righteous indignation, that's for sure.

By the way, you do realize there is another testament, don't you? One about a rabbi from Nazareth, his life and times and teachings, right?

@bigdoggproblem said
You sell the book short. There's some hot porn in Song of Solomon.

That book is forbidden to be read by you young man!

You should be ashamed!

@goldenwolf79 said
It's about the master chopping the hypocritical preachers to pieces and sending them to torment for all eternity with the unbelievers.

The entire bible is pretty much one of three things:

1. Narcissistic grandstanding from God.
2. Dictates from God.
3. Rage of God.

And yet, the only instance where God actually walks with man in person is with Jesus.

Where do you see this with Christ?

@whodey said
That book is forbidden to be read by you young man!

You should be ashamed!

Too late! Jesus already said it's OK. 😄