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Can I pick from Mormonism what I like?

Can I pick from Mormonism what I like?

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I mean, I just want to marry several wives. The rest of my religion is fine.

Is there such concept as "religious buffet" where you grab what you like and put on the plate all the goodies?

Polygamy from the Mormons, permission to be annoying from the Witnesses, green light to kill from the Muslims, those cool, cool garments from the Buddhists, all the shekels from the Jews, etc.

You know, the good stuff.


@Lionel-Hutz said
I mean, I just want to marry several wives. The rest of my religion is fine.

Is there such concept as "religious buffet" where you grab what you like and put on the plate all the goodies?

Polygamy from the Mormons, permission to be annoying from the Witnesses, green light to kill from the Muslims, those cool, cool garments from the Buddhists, all the shekels from the Jews, etc.

You know, the good stuff.
No.

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@Suzianne said
No.
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@Lionel-Hutz said
I mean, I just want to marry several wives. The rest of my religion is fine.

Is there such concept as "religious buffet" where you grab what you like and put on the plate all the goodies?

Polygamy from the Mormons, permission to be annoying from the Witnesses, green light to kill from the Muslims, those cool, cool garments from the Buddhists, all the shekels from the Jews, etc.

You know, the good stuff.
I mean, I just want to marry several wives. The rest of my religion is fine.


Maybe you should go back to that chessboard you say you purchased. At your age, sex might just be dangerous. ๐Ÿ˜

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@Lionel-Hutz said
I mean, I just want to marry several wives. The rest of my religion is fine.

Is there such concept as "religious buffet" where you grab what you like and put on the plate all the goodies?

Polygamy from the Mormons, permission to be annoying from the Witnesses, green light to kill from the Muslims, those cool, cool garments from the Buddhists, all the shekels from the Jews, etc.

You know, the good stuff.
Subscribe to secularism, you can live with as many women as are open to the idea.


@Lionel-Hutz said
I just want to marry several wives.
you WANT to live inna hornet's nest?
fool

marry them all, i really think you should
just do it one at a time

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@Lionel-Hutz said
I mean, I just want to marry several wives. The rest of my religion is fine.

Is there such concept as "religious buffet" where you grab what you like and put on the plate all the goodies?

Polygamy from the Mormons, permission to be annoying from the Witnesses, green light to kill from the Muslims, those cool, cool garments from the Buddhists, all the shekels from the Jews, etc.

You know, the good stuff.
Don Cupitt. He’s yer prophet.


@mchill said
I mean, I just want to marry several wives. The rest of my religion is fine.


Maybe you should go back to that chessboard you say you purchased. At your age, sex might just be dangerous. ๐Ÿ˜
At my age, sex is tender, slow, and it ends up with me sleeping like a baby: waking up crying in terror, peed all over, and looking for a breast.

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@rookie54 said
you WANT to live inna hornet's nest?
fool

marry them all, i really think you should
just do it one at a time
As always, wise words, Cowboy

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@Ponderable said
Subscribe to secularism, you can live with as many women as are open to the idea.
Live? B-b... but I want to marry them. How else can I make an honest woman from each one of them?

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@Lionel-Hutz said
Live? B-b... but I want to marry them. How else can I make an honest woman from each one of them?
This is not the way.


@Lionel-Hutz said
Live? B-b... but I want to marry them. How else can I make an honest woman from each one of them?
You’ll have better luck in Afghanistan than Utah.

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@moonbus said
You’ll have better luck in Afghanistan than Utah.
Maybe. The problem is that I dislike living in the Stone Age among barbarians.

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@Suzianne said
This is not the way.
Do you want to be my third wife?

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@Lionel-Hutz said
Do you want to be my third wife?
I'm never getting married.

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