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How to create an extreme fundie

How to create an extreme fundie

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As I am in the process of starting my own religion I really need devoted followers that will fullfill my every whim and not question any inconsistencies in my teachings. The problem is:

How do you create extreme fundies?

How do you create extreme fundies in a part of the world where such a thing as blind devotion to a single cause (my earthly enjoyment - or as I like to put it to my followers: the sacred promise of a worhty afterlife, devoid of all misery, through their actions here on earth) is frowned upon?

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Originally posted by 7ate9
you begin by learning how to write without editing... huh?
Always begin a sentence with a capital letter and end it with the proper punctuation. If you fail to do so, there's a very useful feature in this site called, simply: Edit. It will allow you to correct misspellings (if you're lucky enough to spot them) and it's there to be used. 🙂

Edit: Don't question me. Just do it.

Edit: As seen above and here, you can also use the Edit function to append content to your message. Very powerful stuff, this.

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Originally posted by stocken
As I am in the process of starting my own religion I really need devoted followers that will fullfill my every whim and not question any inconsistencies in my teachings. The problem is:

How do you create extreme fundies?

How do you create extreme fundies in a part of the world where such a thing as blind devotion to a single cause (my earthly enjoymen ...[text shortened]... a worhty afterlife, devoid of all misery, through their actions here on earth) is frowned upon?
oooo oooo oooo, I'll do it!!! Sign me up immediately, exhaulted one!

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You can't create an extreme fundie--they need to be grown. Sometimes they spring up as weeds, but most of the time they are very carefully pruned as they grow. I would suggest having children and sculpting them in the image you wanted, but if I did ever suggest such a thing I would have to kill the both of us.

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Originally posted by thesonofsaul
You can't create an extreme fundie--they need to be grown. Sometimes they spring up as weeds, but most of the time they are very carefully pruned as they grow. I would suggest having children and sculpting them in the image you wanted, but if I did ever suggest such a thing I would have to kill the both of us.
Pssst, a secret. I'm actually kidding here, so don't worry.

Although, I really wonder what makes for an extremist fundamentalist. So, if anyone think they know the answer to this one, feel free to explain it to me. I will trust you blindly.

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
oooo oooo oooo, I'll do it!!! Sign me up immediately, exhaulted one!
On second thought. I kinda liked that. Yeah. I'll really start a new religion. 😉

Scottishinnz, you shall be my Judas. Don't worry. He was actually a good man doing what needed to be done to fullfill the prophecy. 🙂

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Originally posted by 7ate9
whAt are we to follow?
My word, as it is spoken. Ignore inconsistencies and accept my truth. I'll let you know as we go along. Ok?

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Originally posted by 7ate9
why would i want to follow you? what's your hidden x-factor?
No, no, no!!! No questions. Accept my truth! Don't question me!! Ok!?

(As if my x-factor were in any way hidden.)

Or explain to me, how extremist fundamentalists are really created. Where do they come from? And I'm not speaking about peaceful, generally religious people practising their religion without harming others. I'm talking about those who can't accept the variety of spiritual beliefs (and lack thereof) and has to force their own beliefs (or lack thereof) on others without actually questioning their own worldview to see if they're unquestionably right in the first place. Where does people like that come from?

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Originally posted by 7ate9
nothing gives me any urges to follow your way Stocken.

hmmmm... what do i get?

will i feel loved?
Yes, yes. Love. Love and compassion. Lots of fun (albeit in a controlled manner). Sure. Sign here.

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