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Is drinking a sport?

Standard memberSeitse
Sports 23 May '08 10:31
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    26 May '08 02:30
    that brings up a good question...

    is pooping a sport?
    a lot of strategy in fact.. you have to take the biggest dump to win, so do you fill yourself up for days? you might not be able to go in the 7 minute timelimit..
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    26 May '08 05:41
    Originally posted by irontigran
    that brings up a good question...

    is pooping a sport?
    a lot of strategy in fact.. you have to take the biggest dump to win, so do you fill yourself up for days? you might not be able to go in the 7 minute timelimit..
    That's just nasty! No sport here!
  3. Standard memberSeitse
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    26 May '08 06:31
    Originally posted by irontigran
    that brings up a good question...

    is pooping a sport?
    a lot of strategy in fact.. you have to take the biggest dump to win, so do you fill yourself up for days? you might not be able to go in the 7 minute timelimit..
    Very, very insightful and interesting idea. Worth a debate!

    Perhaps we should open a new thread about it?

    In the meanwhile, I would like to discuss the possibility of judges (not drunk) who could award grades depending on the performance of the competitors.
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    28 May '08 07:35
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Genius!

    🙂

    The Drinking Decathlon:

    1) Drinking (then)
    2) Free roaming girl chasing + more drinking
    3) Dealing with rejection + more drinking
    4) Throwing up distance competition + more drinking
    5) Chaining coherent phrases play-off + more drinking
    6) Ultimate fighting comp + more drinking
    7) Drunk driving circuit + more drinking
    8) Open street ...[text shortened]... g
    9) Erection achievement face-off + more drinking
    10) Memory buildup of last night + hangover
    You missed an obvious one here, that is surely worthy of inclusion?

    Who can pee the furthest up the urinal wall?
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    28 May '08 10:24
    Originally posted by blade68
    You missed an obvious one here, that is surely worthy of inclusion?

    Who can pee the furthest up the urinal wall?
    Or just the furthest in general.
  6. Standard memberSeitse
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    28 May '08 13:06
    Originally posted by blade68
    You missed an obvious one here, that is surely worthy of inclusion?

    Who can pee the furthest up the urinal wall?
    Genius!

    Which competition shall we replace it with from the previous list?

    C'mon, people, we're close to some new, exciting olympic competition. It's our time to make history!

    😵
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    28 May '08 13:211 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Genius!

    Which competition shall we replace it with from the previous list?

    C'mon, people, we're close to some new, exciting olympic competition. It's our time to make history!

    😵
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    28 May '08 13:23
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Genius!

    Which competition shall we replace it with from the previous list?

    C'mon, people, we're close to some new, exciting olympic competition. It's our time to make history!

    😵
    Replace it with the drink driving.
  9. Standard memberSeitse
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    28 May '08 13:34
    Originally posted by Virtue76
    Replace it with the drink driving.
    But, man, c'mon! Drink driving is like the cornerstone of every wild drinking party!

    Mmmhhh, what about speaking coherence instead?
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    28 May '08 13:451 edit
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Tell us about the sports in Finland!
    eukonkantokisa (wife carrying championships):

    YouTube



    competitive kick sledding:

    http://www.potku.fi/kn/arch/Talvi_winter2004/news.html



    competitive frozen lake swimming:

    http://www.ksml.fi/video-kuva/videot/avantouinnin-sm-kisat-laukaassa(62923).ece
  11. Standard memberSeitse
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    28 May '08 13:501 edit
    Originally posted by wormwood
    eukonkantokisa (wife carrying championships):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4jHH4ARhSg
    In which an Estonian is the current champion 😞

    Edit. But we shall come back! With a vengeance!
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    28 May '08 13:53
    Originally posted by Seitse
    In which an Estonian is the current champion 😞

    Edit. But we shall come back! With a vengeance!
    I bet he cheated by carrying his wife sober!
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    28 May '08 14:051 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Here we go to sauna, we drink and we have sex.

    And you?

    Owned!

    zing! zing! zing! Zorro!

    *standing ovation for seitse*
    There are no hot girls who like to party in CA. No sir. I'm a lonely virgin. :'(

    Hollywood scares away attractive single girls, I'm sure of it!
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    28 May '08 14:05
    Originally posted by wormwood
    I bet he cheated by carrying his wife sober!
    No i heard she was drunk too 😵
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    28 May '08 14:08
    Eating is a sport!
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