1. Standard memberRagnorak
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    11 May '07 15:39
    Originally posted by darvlay
    Ok. Can you teach me one that's not totally idiotic?
    Sorry, I was thinking about my target audience when I decided to tell you that one.

    Are you upset because you think that I only told you that one so that I could mentally laugh at you shouting "ORÉ"?

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    11 May '07 15:58
    Originally posted by darvlay
    Tonight, I have tickets to see a friendly between the Argentina and Canada U-20 teams. I have never been to a professional soccer match in my life. From what I hear, Argentina has one of the best U-20 teams and has won the U-20 World Cup five times.

    Does anyone have some advice or etiquette lessons for me? What kind of batteries do you prefer to throw? ...[text shortened]... r spilling? Is it difficult to throw a bag of urine with accuracy?

    I have so many questions.
    What do you think happens when one of the best U-20 teams plays a bunch of U-20 amateurs?
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    11 May '07 16:04
    Originally posted by Palynka
    What do you think happens when one of the best U-20 teams plays a bunch of U-20 amateurs?
    The crowd gets restless and starts attacking security guards?
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    11 May '07 16:06
    Originally posted by darvlay
    The crowd gets restless and starts attacking security guards?
    Not when they're a bunch of fat North Americans who have a hard time getting their buts off the chair.
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    11 May '07 16:08
    Originally posted by Palynka
    Not when they're a bunch of fat North Americans who have a hard time getting their buts off the chair.
    Us Toronto folk are way too vain to be placed in that category.
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    11 May '07 16:13
    Originally posted by darvlay
    Us Toronto folk are way too vain to be placed in that category.
    True. Ever heard of vanity sizing?
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    11 May '07 17:05
    Originally posted by darvlay
    Tonight, I have tickets to see a friendly between the Argentina and Canada U-20 teams. I have never been to a professional soccer match in my life. From what I hear, Argentina has one of the best U-20 teams and has won the U-20 World Cup five times.

    Does anyone have some advice or etiquette lessons for me? What kind of batteries do you prefer to throw? ...[text shortened]... r spilling? Is it difficult to throw a bag of urine with accuracy?

    I have so many questions.
    Don't bother going.

    You will be bored silly.

    Some of the great things about football are its history and tribalism. You have to understand the culture and tactics and REALLY want a team to win.

    Nobody cares about U20 matches and all the really good players rarely play.

    You have to really wany to throw that bag of urine for the match to be any good.
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    11 May '07 17:41
    Originally posted by darvlay
    Does anyone have some advice or etiquette lessons for me?
    Yes. It's rude to troll internet forums.
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    11 May '07 18:04
    UPDATE:

    I was offered free gold seats at the Jays game tonight so I've given my ticket away. Actually, no one wanted it so I threw it out.
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    11 May '07 18:08
    Originally posted by darvlay
    UPDATE:

    I was offered free gold seats at the Jays game tonight so I've given my ticket away. Actually, no one wanted it so I threw it out.
    What about the bags of urine?
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    11 May '07 18:10
    Originally posted by petrosianpupil
    What about the bags of urine?
    LOL.

    😉
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    11 May '07 18:10
    Originally posted by petrosianpupil
    What about the bags of urine?
    Perfectly acceptable at a baseball game. They just pour it into a cup and sell it as beer.
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    11 May '07 18:33
    Originally posted by darvlay
    LOL.

    😉
    You must REALLY hate soccer if you want to watch a bunch of fatties lose yet again.
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    11 May '07 18:43
    Originally posted by petrosianpupil
    You must REALLY hate soccer if you want to watch a bunch of fatties lose yet again.
    Nah, I just REALLY love my bunch of fatties who always lose. 😞
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