My First American Soccer Game

Originally posted by petrosianpupil
You must REALLY hate soccer if you want to watch a bunch of fatties lose yet again.

My fatties are in first place!

😛

P-

Originally posted by darvlay
Nah, I just REALLY love my bunch of fatties who always lose. 😞

Spoken like a true fan!

Well good luck, I have a feeling that Matt will come good tonight.

Originally posted by darvlay
Ok. Can you teach me one that's not totally idiotic?

All English soccer chants are totally idiotic...haven't you heard them on TV?

It's really like a group sing-a-long. Just get real drunk and slur the words to kumbayah or the old frito bandito song. No one will notice.

Originally posted by Red Night
All English soccer chants are totally idiotic...haven't you heard them on TV?

It's really like a group sing-a-long. Just get real drunk and slur the words to kumbayah or the old frito bandito song. No one will notice.

Don't forget the one where they're so drunk they promise to walk home together.

Originally posted by Palynka
Don't forget the one where they're so drunk they promise to walk home together.

I've never understood the words.

It's kind of like watching Katie Price or the adults on the old episodes of Charlie Brown....or the last line of the South Park song....what'd they say?

Originally posted by Red Night
All English soccer chants are totally idiotic...haven't you heard them on TV?

It's really like a group sing-a-long. Just get real drunk and slur the words to kumbayah or the old frito bandito song. No one will notice.

What about:

"He's fat, he's Scouse,
He'll probably rob your house,
Rooney, Rooney"

Poetry at its purest.

Or

"He's big, he's red,
His feet stick out the bed,
Peter Crouch Peter Crouch"

Shakesphere would be proud.