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http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Not-so-fast-Tiger-Woods-shoots-himself-in-the-f?urn=golf-wp6845

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Hummm, I watched the last round where Tiger shot 5 under and it easily could have been 8 under.
No matter, he finished the tournament at 11 under and in third place.

He is getting closer to being back.

http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/7224013/tiger-woods-finishes-11-australian-open

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Hummm, I watched the last round where Tiger shot 5 under and it easily could have been 8 under.
No matter, he finished the tournament at 11 under and in third place.

He is getting closer to being back.

http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/7224013/tiger-woods-finishes-11-australian-open
Yeah, he finished third....not the strongest field by any means, he's still past the old prime. Way too many young kids with talent now who are not intimidated by him a bit.....Plus, its way too HOT to go back to his Canadian P.E.D. doctor, and without the extra juice, stringing together 4 good rounds is only going to get harder all the time.

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Originally posted by mudpie
Yeah, he finished third....not the strongest field by any means, he's still past the old prime. Way too many young kids with talent now who are not intimidated by him a bit.....Plus, its way too HOT to go back to his Canadian P.E.D. doctor, and without the extra juice, stringing together 4 good rounds is only going to get harder all the time.
Just make sure your words are nice and tasty, because soon you will be eating them.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Just make sure your words are nice and tasty, because soon you will be eating them.
I'm not worried. Nicklaus rules, the rest of em drool.....18 majors, 22 seconds! No PEDS! Its good to be king! Palmer, Trevino, Floyd, Hogan, Watson, Casper, Player, Weiskopf, Irwin, Miller, Kite, Normand, Zoeller, concur! Once you go Jack, you never go back....no 100 million start up endorsements! "I didnt have my "A" game today....what an effin arrogant bastard. Once the juice runs off and Dr. Bombay is on the lam, its pretty much over. Probably a future career in pornos though, Eldrick Woods in "Big Boobie Bogey", and "Poontang Over Pinehurst"....yeah, he could still be an earner.

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Originally posted by mudpie
I'm not worried. Nicklaus rules, the rest of em drool.....18 majors, 22 seconds! No PEDS! Its good to be king! Palmer, Trevino, Floyd, Hogan, Watson, Casper, Player, Weiskopf, Irwin, Miller, Kite, Normand, Zoeller, concur! Once you go Jack, you never go back....no 100 million start up endorsements! "I didnt have my "A" game today....what an effin arrogant bas ...[text shortened]... "Big Boobie Bogey", and "Poontang Over Pinehurst"....yeah, he could still be an earner.
Normand?? LOL

You are a raving nut case...or are you just a bigot? Haven't figured that one yet.

I have no idea why you believe Tiger's exploits were due to the juice.
He was whipping the fields he played "BEFORE" juicing was even being performed.

The funny thing about all of this is that Jack Nicklaus has been my favorite golfer of
all time. I will bet I know more about him than you do in fact. But, that doesn't cause
me to root against Tiger.

You are obviously not an athlete who has played on the big stage. If you had been,
you would know that a certain amount of arrogance is present in ALL top players.
That is the drive to be the best, and the willingness to believe you can be the best.

Sorry mudbone, you missed the mark. FAIL!!!!

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madpie- just showing some KKK hate

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Race card!🙂🙂🙂 Wrong Dumb a$$ Arrogance Card......and Eldrick gets a mulligan every time A HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Originally posted by mudpie
Race card!🙂🙂🙂 Wrong Dumb a$$ Arrogance Card......and Eldrick gets a mulligan every time A HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Tiger is back. His game looks very good once again.

I noticed you didn't comment on how well he carved up Baddalay at the president's cup.
No one hit the ball tee to green better than Tiger for the 4 days....NO ONE.
He shaved puts the bulk of the first three days, but was lights out on Sunday.
Even Johnny Miller said his progress was remarkable and he expects Tiger to win 3 or 4
tournaments in 2012.
I am not sure how many, but I am betting he will be one of the favorites at Augusta in April.

How do you like your crow served by the say???

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As I said before....Tiger is back!!

Shove your gag meter up your arse!!

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