Tiger Woods is back!

Originally posted by Melanerpes
Losing the "squeaky clean image" might actually make Tiger MORE marketable.

Now he has flaws. He's a human being now.

Agreed.

Someone sent me this email. I aplogise if everyione has read it already.

Subject: What Tiger should have said...



To my wife, I'm sorry. I ****ed up but I'm not changing so you'll

either need to put up with this **** or I'll stroke you the cheque I

agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.



To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my **** is none of your

business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to

make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to

continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and

drop putts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not

good enough for you, go watch tennis.



To the media. You ****suckers are the only ones more two-faced than

I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every

chance you've had since Thanksgiving. **** y’all. I'm glad I

don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bull

questions over and over again.



To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You ******-******s

come out ripping me when I've put more money in your pockets

than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-

****ing-Parnavik? Give me a break. I'm almost tempted to

give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be

more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making

you all my bitches.



That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....Oh and

Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.





TIGER

Originally posted by Melanerpes
Losing the "squeaky clean image" might actually make Tiger MORE marketable.

Now he has flaws. He's a human being now.

Uhm, yeah...

Exchanging squeaky clean for the squeak of condoms is quite a flip.

Originally posted by Crowley
Never said they didn't. I don't support any of them either.

Tiger is a big target, as he got A LOT of sponsors because of his golfing abilities, but also his squeaky clean image. I hope he loses all his sponsorships and is only attractive to Durex.

Well then certainly since you've must have lived an entirely virtous life, otherwise you'd be in no position to criticize in that manner, I can understand your position. But, on the other hand....nah, you must have lived a flawless life.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Someone sent me this email. I aplogise if everyione has read it already.

Subject: What Tiger should have said...



To my wife, I'm sorry. I ****ed up but I'm not changing so you'll

either need to put up with this **** or I'll stroke you the cheque I

agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.



To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my **** ...[text shortened]... you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.





TIGER

And what Mickleson should have said to the media after winning yesterday. " I didnt have my "A" game today.

Originally posted by Bobla45
And what Mickleson should have said to the media after winning yesterday. " I didnt have my "A" game today.

With the creepy Tiger Woods advertisement playing in the background saying, "Now Tiger, what did you learn?" 😲

Originally posted by badmoon
Well then certainly since you've must have lived an entirely virtous life, otherwise you'd be in no position to criticize in that manner, I can understand your position. But, on the other hand....nah, you must have lived a flawless life.

I'm not paid millions by sponsors, so your argument is moot.

Originally posted by Crowley
I'm not paid millions by sponsors, so your argument is moot.

So your argument is that it would be okay for you to behave in the same manner as Tiger because you don't have sponsors? What a bunch of hogwash!!

Originally posted by shortcircuit
So your argument is that it would be okay for you to behave in the same manner as Tiger because you don't have sponsors? What a bunch of hogwash!!

That's the price Woods or any celebrity pays for fame, you do something wrong and you'll be crucified by the press...that's just the way it is and I think the di**head deserves all the bad publicity

Originally posted by shortcircuit
So your argument is that it would be okay for you to behave in the same manner as Tiger because you don't have sponsors? What a bunch of hogwash!!

Jesus, I can see your username is apt, as those synapses of yours seem to be in a crazy tangle...

Originally posted by Crowley
Jesus, I can see your username is apt, as those synapses of yours seem to be in a crazy tangle...

Talking about a mis-wired brain, you back and look at the rationalization (?) (or should I say irrational thought?) that you presented as your justification for your less than perfect behavior (I am not paid millions by corporate sponsors). What kind of crap is that? An action is either right or wrong on its own merit...with equal treatment assumed for everyone. You splay your thoughts with garbage like that, you are stating that you are not held to the same morals you hold Tiger to. This makes you the hypocrite or a liar. Which is it?

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Talking about a mis-wired brain, you back and look at the rationalization (?) (or should I say irrational thought?) that you presented as your justification for your less than perfect behavior (I am not paid millions by corporate sponsors). What kind of crap is that? An action is either right or wrong on its own merit...with equal treatment assumed for ...[text shortened]... held to the same morals you hold Tiger to. This makes you the hypocrite or a liar. Which is it?

If you want, I'll draw you a picture?

Tiger is paid millions by sponsors, not only because of his great talents.
He tarnishes that image with disgusting behaviour, so he should lose these millions of dollars.
This is my point.

I never said I'm Mr. Perfection, but I have also never done anything close to what he did. Don't try to put words in my mouth, genius.

None of this matters, as I'm not paid huge sums of money because I'm held up as a role-model.