Top Ten Reasons Floridians Are Worms

10. Mullets.

9. Rednecks.

8. Airboats.

7. Trailer parks. Way more in Florida than anywhere else.

6. Flea markets. Way more in Florida than anywhere else.

5. Terry Schiavo.

4. The apparent lack of available dental care.

3. Confederate flags.

2. Rednecks with mullets and no teeth living in trailer parks with Confederate flags in the window of their single-wide, driving their airboats to flea markets, fighting over Terry Schiavo.

1. Bobby Bowden. The University of Miami Criminal Football Team.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
10. Mullets.

9. Rednecks.

8. Airboats.

7. Trailer parks. Way more in Florida than anywhere else.

6. Flea markets. Way more in Florida than anywhere else.

5. Terry Schiavo.

4. The apparent lack of available dental care.

3. Confederate flags.

2. Rednecks with mullets and no teeth living in trailer parks with Confederate ...[text shortened]... ting over Terry Schiavo.

1. Bobby Bowden. The University of Miami Criminal Football Team.

Flea markets? Hmm, I think So. CA might give Florida a run on that one. 😉

Originally posted by sasquatch672
10. Mullets.

9. Rednecks.

8. Airboats.

7. Trailer parks. Way more in Florida than anywhere else.

6. Flea markets. Way more in Florida than anywhere else.

5. Terry Schiavo.

4. The apparent lack of available dental care.

3. Confederate flags.

2. Rednecks with mullets and no teeth living in trailer parks with Confederate ...[text shortened]... ting over Terry Schiavo.

1. Bobby Bowden. The University of Miami Criminal Football Team.

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Floridian foreplay:

"Get off me Daddy, yer Sqirshin' my cigarettes!"

Originally posted by SmookieP
Floridian foreplay:

"Get off me Daddy, yer Sqirshin' my cigarettes!"