born to a czechoslovakian immigrant and brought up in a barn in the north of england, after my family illegally entered the uk via the dfds ferry from amsterdam to north shields and managed to find work with a local farmer.

myself, my six brothers and 3 sisters saved the spare money we earned scaring crows off the crops and after 4 years had enough to buy a chess set, which we used continuously to settle arguments over who used the bathwater first with top seed getting first dibs. this is where i honed my skills to become what i have become today - at the top of my game, hungry to kill and scrupulously clean.