I learnt to play chess when I was still in my cradle, and could beat my parents before I could walk. At six, I beat the country's top player, in a mighty test of skill. Having become the National Champion, I moved on to take on the world, but before I could achieve my goal, my mighty career was brought to a halt by school. now, however, I am back. Cower before my might, oh foolish mortals! Mwah ha ha ha ha! Challenge me at your own perill, for I am The Mighty Master! (because I might win 😉 )