What's rock and doesn't roll?

STATUS BLOODY QUO!

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
STATUS BLOODY QUO!

I wish I were a rock
a-sittin' on a hill
I wouldn't walk
I wouldn't talk

but just

stand

still

Originally posted by HandyAndy
I wish I were a rock
a-sittin' on a hill
I wouldn't walk
I wouldn't talk

but just

stand

still

From Run Lola Run

I wish I was a hunter
In search of different food
I wish I was the animal
Which fits into that mood

I wish I was a person
With unlimited breath
I wish I was a heartbeat
That never comes to rest

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a slap?

A rocking horse.

Second to last line in Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven:

When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.