Literal Genie Game

Poster makes a wish and and the next person grants it in a literal way. Then that person makes a wish for the next person to grant.

Ex: I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

^ Wish granted. You're now unemployed.

I Wish I was a football star.

^ Granted. You'll spend the rest of your days on a Dallas Cowboys helmet.

Got it?

I wish I had super powers.

Originally posted by vivify
Poster makes a wish and and the next person grants it in a literal way. Then that person makes a wish for the next person to grant.

Ex: I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

^ Wish granted. You're now unemployed.

I Wish I was a football star.

^ Granted. You'll spend the rest of your days on a Dallas Cowboys helmet.

Got it?

I wish I had super powers.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Wish granted. You now have the super ability to differentiate between wines. (* Future note when consulting a genie, always specify what super power you would like).

I wish for a night of quality sleep.

Originally posted by vivify
Wish granted. Bring a teddy the next time you drive at night.

I wish Montey Python was back on TV.

Originally posted by Kewpie
Wish granted. Monty Python is now settled on top of the cabinet, watching the watcher.

I wish my cat was transparent.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Wish granted. What other glass ornaments would you like?

I wish NZ had decent cheese.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Wish granted. A shipment of Wensleydale on its way to you.

I wish my dog would stop scratching.

Originally posted by Kewpie
Wish granted, although dog's not happy about having been declawed.

I wish my internet was faster.

{what's wrong with NZ cheese? We choose it at the supermarket - although it has been brought to Australia to be sliced and packaged. Don't Kiwis eat sliced cheese?}

Originally posted by Great King Rat
Wish granted. Your internet bill has now tripled.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

Originally posted by vivify
Granted. You're now Kobe Bryant, who has all of these. Enjoy spending millions on your wife to keep her mind of that woman you cheated on her with.

I wish I was the best looking man who ever lived.

Originally posted by Great King Rat
Granted. You are now me.

I wish I had a million wishes

Originally posted by vivify
So I'm Kobe Bryant too?

I wish I had a million wishes

Granted. It'll be about half that after taxes.

I wish I could travel back and forth through time.

OMG, i killed the thread.

😞

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. You are now being hunted through time by the Terminator. (The liquid metal one from Terminator 2).

I wish i could invent something that would change the world.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Granted. You are now being hunted through time by the Terminator. (The liquid metal one from Terminator 2).

I wish i could invent something that would change the world.