Prose Competition 7, PRETENTION

Prose Competition 7, PRETENTION

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Due to a lack of response for the last 2 rounds I'll need a guarentee for your entry.

Everyone who promises to write prose for the Pretentious round please send me a private message stating thus.

It'll be the usual rules for entry. 1000 words, no swearing, no scary ghosts, etc. Try to spell correctly.

Deadline for your promise = Sunday 19 Feb
Deadline for your prose = Monday 6 March

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Entries: 1 - Scary ghosts: 0

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Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Entries: 1 - Scary ghosts: 0
And a partridge in a pear tree.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
It'll be the usual rules for entry. 1000 words, no swearing, no scary ghosts, etc. Try to spell correctly.
First submission: Scary ghosts... ???

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Entries: 2 - Scary Ghosts: 0

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Originally posted by stocken
First submission: Scary ghosts... ???
ixnay! ixnay!

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Due to a lack of response for the last 2 rounds I'll need a guarentee for your entry.

Everyone who promises to write prose for the Pretentious round please [b]send me a private message
stating thus.

It'll be the usual rules for entry. 1000 words, no swearing, no scary ghosts, etc. Try to spell correctly.

Deadline for your promise = Sunday 19 Feb
Deadline for your prose = Monday 6 March[/b]
tell me did your mouse come into your dream and scared you?

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Originally posted by vuelve
tell me did your mouse come into your dream and scared you?
um... ok...

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Originally posted by vuelve
tell me did your mouse come into your dream and scared you?
Tell me, did you take schooling from widget and SVW?

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Peachy gets 10 points for being the first to realise that I misspelt (misspelled?) the word 'pretension' as a joke.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Peachy gets 10 points for being the first to realise that I misspelt (misspelled?) the word 'pretension' as a joke.
*YAAAAAAY*

Am supposed to be happy, right? 😵

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Originally posted by hopscotch
guarentee
😞

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Originally posted by Bowmann
😞
😴

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Promised prose entrants: 3 - Evil scary leprachaun ghosts: 0

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Peachy gets 10 points for being the first to realise that I misspelt (misspelled?) the word 'pretension' as a joke.
I thought the old 'it was a joke' excuse died of old age in the late 1970s?