Speaker Mike Johnson

...just sent me this text:

"I serve an audience of one; God is my judge.

It's Speaker Mike Johnson. Learn more about my mission to glorify Him: vote24.io/4DDNVN

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AN AUDIENCE OF ONE?!? WhoTF does this guy think he is?!?

Get this MF out of my democratic government NOW!!!

@spruce112358 said
...just sent me this text:

"I serve an audience of one; God is my judge.

It's Speaker Mike Johnson. Learn more about my mission to glorify Him: vote24.io/4DDNVN

STOP=end"
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AN AUDIENCE OF ONE?!? WhoTF does this guy think he is?!?

Get this MF out of my democratic government NOW!!!

He was elected fairly. Presumably his voters want him to do whatever God says.

@spruce112358 said
...just sent me this text:

"I serve an audience of one; God is my judge.

It's Speaker Mike Johnson. Learn more about my mission to glorify Him: vote24.io/4DDNVN

STOP=end"
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AN AUDIENCE OF ONE?!? WhoTF does this guy think he is?!?

Get this MF out of my democratic government NOW!!!

I serve an audience of one; God is my judge.


He misspelled Donald Trump.

@spruce112358 said
...just sent me this text:

"I serve an audience of one; God is my judge.

It's Speaker Mike Johnson. Learn more about my mission to glorify Him: vote24.io/4DDNVN

STOP=end"
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AN AUDIENCE OF ONE?!? WhoTF does this guy think he is?!?

Get this MF out of my democratic government NOW!!!

Get this MF out of my democratic government NOW!!!


Marjorie Taylor Greene might just do this for you.

@mchill
Great, then we get Jim Jordan. Trading a Christian Nationalist Trump worshiper for a traitor and Trump worshiper.

@mchill said
Get this MF out of my democratic government NOW!!!


Marjorie Taylor Greene might just do this for you.

Ahhh MtG… the republicans just keep coughing up hit after hit…

@mchill said
Get this MF out of my democratic government NOW!!!


Marjorie Taylor Greene might just do this for you.

She can only do it with the collusion of the democratic caucus, they should keep voting for anyone the Putin puppets like MTG try to oust but they’ll probably play the short term party political card again

@spruce112358 said
...just sent me this text:

"I serve an audience of one; God is my judge.

It's Speaker Mike Johnson. Learn more about my mission to glorify Him: vote24.io/4DDNVN

STOP=end"
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AN AUDIENCE OF ONE?!? WhoTF does this guy think he is?!?

Get this MF out of my democratic government NOW!!!

We have not yet seen the nadir of MAGA stupidity. As Pondy says, there’s no biggest number, and there’s no smallest negative number either.

@wildgrass said
He was elected fairly. Presumably his voters want him to do whatever God says.

I want to put the bed this notion that 'I was elected so NYAH! I can do and say whatever I want.'

I know, you are not saying that. Not exactly. But it keeps coming up. 'Well, we elected the sumbeech - nothin' we can do for the next TWO LONG YEARS!'

What? No.

You were elected to serve the PEOPLE. THE PEOPLE! How many times do I have to say it?! You wanna serve God (whoever you think that is) - fine. You do you. RESIGN. You serve a) the People of some bohunk district of Louisiana, and ALSO b) as Speaker of the House, the whole nation, including me. You are 3rd in line for the fukkin' Presidency (now there is a scary thought!) JIMINY CHRISTMAS WTF ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?

I'm just floored - FLOORED - at how cluelsss this MF is, sending me a text like this. 'I serve only God.' Who cares? And no, not today. Today, you serve me and 330 million other Americans. Because if you serve only 'God' YOU DO NOT GET WHERE YOU ARE NOW!

People need to get over themselves. OK, rant over.

@spruce112358 said
I want to put the bed this notion that 'I was elected so NYAH! I can do and say whatever I want.'

I know, you are not saying that. Not exactly. But it keeps coming up. 'Well, we elected the sumbeech - nothin' we can do for the next TWO LONG YEARS!'

What? No.

You were elected to serve the PEOPLE. THE PEOPLE! How many times do I have to say it?! You wanna serve Go ...[text shortened]... e only 'God' YOU DO NOT GET WHERE YOU ARE NOW!

People need to get over themselves. OK, rant over.

Nice!

It's a good thing we have rules to prevent the voices inside mike Johnson's head from making all the decisions.

@spruce112358 said
I want to put the bed this notion that 'I was elected so NYAH! I can do and say whatever I want.'

I know, you are not saying that. Not exactly. But it keeps coming up. 'Well, we elected the sumbeech - nothin' we can do for the next TWO LONG YEARS!'

What? No.

You were elected to serve the PEOPLE. THE PEOPLE! How many times do I have to say it?! You wanna serve Go ...[text shortened]... e only 'God' YOU DO NOT GET WHERE YOU ARE NOW!

People need to get over themselves. OK, rant over.

And this is why our founding fathers encoded the separation of church and state into our First Amendment.

No religion shall be 'preferred' by the state.

Interestingly, it looks like the Dems are offering to keep Johnson in his job if he does the right thing and brings packages to a vote.

Ukraine may yet survive! That would be very good.

"The Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing, after they have tried everything else." - Sounds Like Churchill But He Didn't Say It. Should Have, Though