adios, muchachos

another spin on the same old subject
this time it won't be me that's leaving
i'll glue my tush to the website and die
you'll be asking, "who’s that stinking?"

the aroma of dead rookie wafting in the air
aren’t you glad i “stuck” around?
i’ll create three more non-sub scum accounts
and procede to profane the profound

but now i gotta get going
don’t believe my prattling propaganda
and don’t tell @very-rusty i’m dead, dammit
he’ll drop a duece the size of canada

@rookie54 said
another spin on the same old subject
this time it won't be me that's leaving
i'll glue my tush to the website and die
you'll be asking, "who’s that stinking?"

the aroma of dead rookie wafting in the air
aren’t you glad i “stuck” around?
i’ll create three more non-sub scum accounts
and procede to profane the profound

but now i gotta get going
don’t believe my pra ...[text shortened]... tling propaganda
and don’t tell @very-rusty i’m dead, dammit
he’ll drop a duece the size of canada

I would love to say I am leaving.
and give so many pleasure
the ones that hate the black and white
the creature so decieving
the honey ones name seems so cute
but again that is decieving
they say he rips your heart out jim
thats why I wont be leaving

Hi.

I am staying.

@david-burton said
the ones that hate the black and white
the creature so decieving
the honey ones name seems so cute

I love badgers, even the bad ones.
Honey badgers are sweet.

@earl-of-trumps said
Hi.

I am staying.

Only as long as there’s cold beer. You and me, Earl; the rest of them can s o d off to Klingon-world.

@moonbus said
Only as long as there’s cold beer. You and me, Earl; the rest of them can s o d off to Klingon-world.

If the rest of the world's population is leaving, the time when there is no more cold beer is near!
(Even if you are an expert brewer, it will be hard to stay alive after a while.)