26 Feb '15 04:13>
Here is what you do, you cancel your home security service and do the following.
1. Place an ISIS flag over your back porch.
2. Begin e-mailing people in Pakistan that you don't know.
3. If you are a female, where a Burka.
4. Tell all your friends you have converted to Islam.
You will have the RCMP, CISIS, FBI, CIA, MI5, MI6, and NSA watching your home 24/7. You will never feel safer, and you will save over $50 a month to boot!
1. Place an ISIS flag over your back porch.
2. Begin e-mailing people in Pakistan that you don't know.
3. If you are a female, where a Burka.
4. Tell all your friends you have converted to Islam.
You will have the RCMP, CISIS, FBI, CIA, MI5, MI6, and NSA watching your home 24/7. You will never feel safer, and you will save over $50 a month to boot!