Originally posted by Seitse
Done that.

When I played football, the line tapes two and two to avoid injuries.
I felt it gave me a better grip when holding and knocking down
opponents.

Originally posted by moonbus
Oh well then, it sounds like you're primed for the big experiment. Which digit do you propose to disengage? How (meat cleaver?)? And would you consider presenting the severed member to Smithsonian Institution or Dr. Hagens for plastination?

Originally posted by Seitse
What are you? A damn barbarian from the Middle Ages?

I am splashing the cash on a top notch veterinarian, of course.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
If you go to a plastic surgeon you can get breasts put on where the fingers used to be

Originally posted by Seitse
What would I use then to fondle the crispy new knockers then?!

Originally posted by moonbus
Your toes.

EDIT: Assuming, of course, that the vet hasn't nibbled them off, too.

Originally posted by Seitse
I presume you have never been with a woman, uh?

It's o.k. I will describe it to you... It feels like... bags of sand.

Originally posted by moonbus
Hey Seitse, did you ever stop to consider that if you were to mate with a sea anemone, your genes could live on forever in your offspring? Check this out:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p034jd8p

Betcha anything Putin is funding that research.

Of course!

Russia is now a capitalist country, just like the US, so it means all
corporations are heavily subsidized by the government.

Originally posted by Seitse
Of course!

Russia is now a capitalist country, just like the US, so it means all
corporations are heavily subsidized by the government.

Originally posted by moonbus
No, I meant that Putin probably has delusions of ruling for life--a very very long life!

Are we counting thumbs as fingers?

I recently went to the doctor and said wherever I touch my body it hurts like hell.
He said show me.
So I prodded my leg and screamed in agony.Prodded my arm and screamed in agony.Prodded my shoulder and screamed in agony.

The doctor said you got a broken finger.