Do you prefer chess or sex

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Its won or lost in the middle game!

Aha, but with the proper, gradual and well-planned, opening, the end result is a formality!

What about protection.
I always find a bus shelter perfectly adequate for both.

Originally posted by The Gravedigger
Do you prefer chess or sex?

Depends on how active my bishop is.

Chess is gay
'coz you are after the King.
If you do another thing
and sacrifice the Queen
it may be a good play
but as woman hater you'll be seen.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Opening - 1 minute
Middle game - 18 minutes
End game - 1 minute

Ooooo, a threesome eh?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Ooooo, a threesome eh?

Rather have a win on the Gee Gee's

Originally posted by redbadger
Rather have a win on the Gee Gee's

What are the odds?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
What are the odds?

could be all of them Suzie, Andy,Grammpy, they are all a bit odd.

I like anal chess.

Originally posted by Seitse
I like anal chess.

its crap

Originally posted by redbadger
its crap

Ya rolls the dice, ya plays the game, right? Oh, I thought you said Craps.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Ya rolls the dice, ya plays the game, right? Oh, I thought you said Craps.

same thing, I have had the craps.

i prefer a good game of chess between.

Originally posted by billyray
i prefer a good game of chess between.

Between what ?....... 2 slices of bread.

Originally posted by redbadger
Between what ?....... 2 slices of bread.

2 buttcheeks