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03 Jun 17

Coffee is a language in itself.

Jackie Chan

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10 Jul 17

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

Abraham Lincoln

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10 Jul 17

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
Robert Brault

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19 Jul 17
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Anonymous

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19 Jul 17

Dear Math, I've turned the problem over to my local representative.

They solve my problems much better than I.

B
Not Gone Yet

STALKER ALERT!!

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21 Jul 17

Dear math,
stop asking me to help find your X. she left you, and i dont know Y.

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I had trouble with physics in college. When I signed up I thought it said psychics.
- Greg Tamblyn

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05 Sep 17

"We have nothing to fear, but a free market and capitalism"

FDR

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30 Sep 17

"He better get them. Oh, he better, otherwise I'll say, 'Tom, you're fired.' "

Trump about Health minister Price on the Boyscout meeting

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25 Oct 17

If only common sense would be more common.

Anonymous (who else)

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07 Nov 17

"The president has said he is not a statistician."

President Bush's spokesperson McClellan on why the number of jobless People did not diminish in 2004

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07 Nov 17

"Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin."
-- John von Neumann

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22 Nov 17

You can't criticize geometry. It's never wrong.
Paul Rand