Originally posted by lemon lime
Ohhhh, ouch... and I'll bet it was one of those unconditionally binding unbreakable contracts lasting for decades... or until his tally whacker wears out, which ever come first.


I don't feel his pain

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Well aren't you lucky.

Originally posted by lemon lime
I imagine so.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Imagine? That's sort of vague. You are not sure?

Sometimes I cover myself in ketchup and
dance the Macarena.

Originally posted by Seitse
Sometimes I cover myself in ketchup and
dance the Macarena.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Umm, not exactly.

Originally posted by Seitse
This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
find a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
than just 12 inches. I am tired.

A propos: Did you know that Winston Churchill projected his depression to be a big black dog?

Originally posted by Seitse



I cannotfind a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object.

Originally posted by blunderdog
Maybe if you had a personality someone might like you

Originally posted by Seitse
Who needs a personality when the shlong is uber sized?

Originally posted by blunderdog
guys

Make up your mind.