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02 May 14
Originally posted by phil3000mr butcher can I buy a pigs head but can you leave the eyes in to see us through the week
"Doctor,doctor I can't feel my legs .." I know " said the Doctor " I've cut your arms off "....
I got a wooden leg for Christmas ,it wasn't my main present it was just a stocking filler ..
02 May 14
Originally posted by redbarons"Doctor,Doctor , I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains .
mr butcher can I buy a pigs head but can you leave the eyes in to see us through the weekw
Dr , "pull your self together ".
"Doctor , I keep thinking I'm invisible"
Dr, "Who said that ?".
"Doctor ,I need something for wind " he gave me a kite !
"Doctor ,I'm hurting all over my body "
Dr ,"really can you point to me where "
Patient touches head, shoulders ,chest ,arms and knees.
Yes said the Doctor you've got a brocken finger .
07 May 14
Two deer hunters are out in the forest when one of them collapses to the ground. He doesn't appear to be breathing and his eyes are glossy. His hunting partner whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency hot line. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a short moment of silence, then a gun shot is heard. Running back to the phone out of breath, the guy says "OK, now what?
08 May 14
Originally posted by wolfgang59We are known for drinking a lot and being easily amused - how else would we survive up here? 🙂
Actually I remember years ago having 2 Swedes home for
dinner (they were business associates of my wife). We all
got very drunk (a Swedish hobby) and the 2 guys laughed
for hours that we had a vegetable called a swede.
My wife got the contract she wanted.