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    Well constructed and correctly punctuated one sentence stories.

    One sentence only.
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    04 Mar '23 07:46
    Having had my offer blood refused at the donation centre I slowly carried the bucket of congealing pungent festerment back to my apartment and began looking up black pudding recipes.
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    Last night when opening the front door, Frank noticed an odd-looking car with one wheel parked on his lawn.
  4. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    It was during a spring clean that Stuart slipped down the side of the sofa and emerged into a world he didn't even know existed.
  5. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    Feeding time and as he got closer to the tigers cage he realised that the door was ajar and the tiger was moving towards it rapidly.
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    The end.
  7. R
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    @moonbus said
    The end.
    Thank sweet Jesus for that.
  8. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    04 Mar '23 09:28
    @moonbus said
    The end.
    At least that's what he thought as he walked away from the makeshift grave but what was that sound behind him.
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    04 Mar '23 09:492 edits
    The carpet burns on her knees chaffed badly slowing her thrusts, while her colleague pounded and grunted behind her; carpet fitting was a tough job for anyone.
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    04 Mar '23 09:57
    He heard his friend's exhortation and soon thereafter the results were being broadcast across the world ~ possibly to absolutely everybody.
  11. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
    wildly content...
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    04 Mar '23 13:00
    ¿whut?
  12. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    Bill was so happy even his onions had stopped crying.
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    Veni, vidi, vici.

    Julius Caesar.
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    My Senate My Senate, why have you forsaken me.
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    The Dasar Udik people lived along the shoreline of Pulau Pantai and farmed sweet potatoes and guinea-pigs on their fertile fields for 1,000s of years until the Orang Kota came to buy up the land so they could grow trees and manufacture the toilet paper their homeland so desperately needed.
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