Salted caramel, salted chocolate

Salted caramel, salted chocolate

General

Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined
01 Jan 06
Moves
33672
20 Sep 16

Originally posted by moonbus
But Pasteur invented pasteurization.
So?

Oh, I see, you think cacao is just for eating. I gotta share with you my cocoa
enema recipe.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined
01 Jan 06
Moves
33672
20 Sep 16

Originally posted by Suzianne
No, but Cadbury chocolate is just horrible. Sorry, JMO.
Why sorry? Cadbury sucks, I agree.

Joined
10 Jan 08
Moves
16951
20 Sep 16

Originally posted by Suzianne
No, but Cadbury chocolate is just horrible. Sorry, JMO.
It's actually better in the UK and Ireland than it is in the States, tastes creamier.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined
01 Jan 06
Moves
33672
20 Sep 16

Originally posted by Trev33
It's actually better in the UK and Ireland than it is in the States, tastes creamier.
Cadbury is sold in the US???

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined
01 Jan 06
Moves
33672
20 Sep 16

Jokes aside, what puts me off is chocolate brands which offload kilos of sugar
into the mix. It's like diabetes in a bar, take away, like drinking cheap brandy and
contracting hepatitis from a prostitute in Marseille.

F

Unknown Territories

Joined
05 Dec 05
Moves
20408
20 Sep 16

Originally posted by Trev33
It's actually better in the UK and Ireland than it is in the States, tastes creamier.
You don't sound like you're describing a candy experience.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined
01 Jan 06
Moves
33672
20 Sep 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
You don't sound like you're describing a candy experience.
Ms. Cadbury is creamier. Specially when she's lactating.

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

Joined
08 Aug 03
Moves
36693
20 Sep 16

Originally posted by Seitse
Jokes aside, what puts me off is chocolate brands which offload kilos of sugar
into the mix. It's like diabetes in a bar, take away, like drinking cheap brandy and
contracting hepatitis from a prostitute in Marseille.
Yeah, Hershey's is like this. Godiva or Lindt is much better. Ghirardelli is okay.

I thought See's was weird, but they're getting better.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined
01 Jan 06
Moves
33672
20 Sep 16
1 edit

Originally posted by Suzianne
Yeah, Hershey's is like this. Godiva or Lindt is much better. Ghirardelli is okay.

I thought See's was weird, but they're getting better.
Yeah, Lindt is pretty good. Their Lindor's cornet milk are one of my weaknesses
if a quick snacky chocolate is the way to go.

For the life of me, rest assured that this is not hipsterism but a true initiation rite
when having lived in Mayan land: the best chocolate I've tried was closer to the
traditional way, i.e. roasted and peeled cacao beans, chili, honey and cinnamon.
All brought to a boil. The people who made it for me, in a small village to the
east of Oxkutzcab, added roasted wheat and also allowed it to chill to drink as
refreshment.

Best. Thing. Ever.

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

Joined
08 Aug 03
Moves
36693
21 Sep 16

Originally posted by Seitse
Yeah, Lindt is pretty good. Their Lindor's cornet milk are one of my weaknesses
if a quick snacky chocolate is the way to go.

For the life of me, rest assured that this is not hipsterism but a true initiation rite
when having lived in Mayan land: the best chocolate I've tried was closer to the
traditional way, i.e. roasted and peeled cacao beans, chili, ...[text shortened]... added roasted wheat and also allowed it to chill to drink as
refreshment.

Best. Thing. Ever.
I had a drink like this when I was in Cancun, but I kinda blew it off as some kind of tourist-y thing. The land of the Maya is amazing once you get away from Cancun. I did see Belize and Chichen Itza.

Über-Nerd

Joined
31 May 12
Moves
8321
21 Sep 16

Originally posted by Seitse

Oh, I see, you think cacao is just for eating. I gotta share with you my cocoa
enema recipe.
Sorry, sharing enemas with you is off the menu.

Über-Nerd

Joined
31 May 12
Moves
8321
21 Sep 16

Originally posted by Seitse
Jokes aside, what puts me off is chocolate brands which offload kilos of sugar
into the mix. It's like diabetes in a bar, take away, like drinking cheap brandy and
contracting hepatitis from a prostitute in Marseille.
I agree that most of what is marketed as chocolate is mostly not chocolate.

Commercially available chocolate bars get interesting for me starting at 72% cacao mass.

As for cadbury's so-called drinking chocolate -- awful. I drink 100% cacao mixed with raw milk from the farm down the road from me. Sometimes with a shot of Bailey's. No salt or sugar added.

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

Joined
08 Aug 03
Moves
36693
21 Sep 16

Originally posted by moonbus
I agree that most of what is marketed as chocolate is mostly not chocolate.

Commercially available chocolate bars get interesting for me starting at 72% cacao mass.

As for cadbury's so-called drinking chocolate -- awful. I drink 100% cacao mixed with raw milk from the farm down the road from me. Sometimes with a shot of Bailey's. No salt or sugar added.
But I thought 100% cacao (or cocoa) was bitter as hell and requires some sweetening.

Über-Nerd

Joined
31 May 12
Moves
8321
21 Sep 16
1 edit

Real men don't eat quiche, honeybunch.



EDIT real men don't rely on spelling checkers either.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined
01 Jan 06
Moves
33672
21 Sep 16

Originally posted by moonbus
Sorry, sharing enemas with you is off the menu.
I see you weren't satisfied with your latest anal bleaching.