Right, listen you you lot. I’m putting together a firm to rob this place.

Now, we all know Thumbs are the currency and I’ve got intel that shows that every year Russ ships all the thumbs from the forums over to the US for redistribution across social media.

Well, I’ve had a solid tip-off that there’s gonna be a shipment traveling from the UK server to the US server in late December which will not only be carrying all this years Thumbs but also all the ready made Thumbs for the 2024 update. And we’re gonna nick the lot!

I need to put together a crew. I’ve already got some contacts via the Kraken Trinity but I’m gonna have to spread the bread around and I’m putting the word out of the General street. I don’t want pussies or squealers.

I’ve got the intel and the date; I need some expertise in the following areas:
- mod distraction
- obfuscation
- deflection
- thumbing techniques
- torrents and lighting downloads
- muscle; some second accounts probably
- hackers

This is your chance guys…sign on here with your credentials and pitch.

@divegeester said
I need some expertise in the following areas:
- mod distraction

@divegeester said
Right, listen you you lot. I’m putting together a firm to rob this place.

Now, we all know Thumbs are the currency and I’ve got intel that shows that every year Russ ships all the thumbs from the forums over to the US for redistribution across social media.

Well, I’ve had a solid tip-off that there’s gonna be a shipment traveling from the UK server to the US serve ...[text shortened]... unts probably
- hackers

This is your chance guys…sign on here with your credentials and pitch.

@divegeester said

This is your chance guys…sign on here with your credentials and pitch.

@divegeester said

This is your chance guys…sign on here with your credentials and pitch.

@orangutan said
... Paul Weller is your man here ...

@ponderable said
obfuscation - nothing does it as well as a sound Suebian accent.

@the-gravedigger said
Sign me up gov, I'm a diamond geezer. Expert safe hacker, they used to call me fingers, (and thumbs, probably.) Got more accounts than Barclays. Any pussies or squealers me and my mate Dinsdale will nail their heads to the floor. They used to call me The Gravedigger.

@divegeester said
Muscle?

@divegeester said
- obfuscation

@rookie54 said
i heard a rumor,and as rumors go
the addition of unlimited blue thumbs, designed for users to signify their intent to "balance the scales" of thumbstic, are within 30 days of functional release to subscribing accounts
long overdue to the general forum, evening out the red thumbs and the green thumbs in perfect wokeness is going to be a stabilizing force in the world in whi ...[text shortened]... he and thumb to our heart's content

blue thumbs
just think of how wonderful the paradise will be

@the-gravedigger said
I heard a rumour that premium subscribers will be able to cancel their red thumbs and award themselves green thumbs. Could be a money spinner.

@divegeester said
“Premium subscribers” have all sorts of perks, like getting people removed from the website.

@rookie54 said
i heard a rumor,and as rumors go
the addition of unlimited blue thumbs, designed for users to signify their intent to "balance the scales" of thumbstic, are within 30 days of functional release to subscribing accounts
long overdue to the general forum, evening out the red thumbs and the green thumbs in perfect wokeness is going to be a stabilizing force in the world in whi ...[text shortened]... he and thumb to our heart's content

blue thumbs
just think of how wonderful the paradise will be

@ponderable said
and I have heard that thumbs option will be limited to giving a thumb. A complicated algorithm will then decide in which direction it will go (up, down, sideways)