Why can't we live on a flat Earth anyway?

Why can't we live on a flat Earth anyway?

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Dam round planet! I am at work and have to wait 3 frigging hours to get hold of the left coast. If we lived on a flat Earth we would all have the same time zone. Anything we can do about that?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Dam round planet! I am at work and have to wait 3 frigging hours to get hold of the left coast. If we lived on a flat Earth we would all have the same time zone. Anything we can do about that?
Trash compactor?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Dam round planet! I am at work and have to wait 3 frigging hours to get hold of the left coast. If we lived on a flat Earth we would all have the same time zone. Anything we can do about that?
Just choose to believe the planet is flat.

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Originally posted by FMF
Just choose to believe the planet is flat.
Well it works for Hinds.....

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Dam round planet! I am at work and have to wait 3 frigging hours to get hold of the left coast. If we lived on a flat Earth we would all have the same time zone. Anything we can do about that?
But we would fall wouldn't we, when we got the edge?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Dam round planet! I am at work and have to wait 3 frigging hours to get hold of the left coast. If we lived on a flat Earth we would all have the same time zone. Anything we can do about that?
Anything we can do about that?

No. But even if we could make the earth flat, there wouldn't be enough gravitational attraction to hold anything down for very long. Maybe you could insist on everyone adjusting their work schedule to match yours... that would be (a wee bit) more realistic than trying to flatten the earth

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Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
But we would fall wouldn't we, when we got the edge?
That's why we build a big wall, labeled, Here Be Monsters!

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Originally posted by sonhouse
That's why we build a big wall, labeled, Here Be Monsters!
But why the door next to the sign?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
But why the door next to the sign?
That's for pitching out round-earth heretics.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Trash compactor?
Steamroller would do it. Or you could ask the groundsman at The Oval.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Dam round planet! I am at work and have to wait 3 frigging hours to get hold of the left coast. If we lived on a flat Earth we would all have the same time zone. Anything we can do about that?
nope

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
nope
Man, you are such a killjoy🙂

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Man, you are such a killjoy🙂
How 'bout we all head for the Northern most part of Mother Earth and just start jumping. We may be able to flatten her.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
How 'bout we all head for the Northern most part of Mother Earth and just start jumping. We may be able to flatten her.
I live in a flat in London ground floor if you never go out flat earth.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
How 'bout we all head for the Northern most part of Mother Earth and just start jumping. We may be able to flatten her.
Well, we could populate Antarctica close to the south pole.