Advice You Would Give New Parents

Advice You Would Give New Parents

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Yes, beginning as early as two years old as with my own son who won his first (1st to 6th grade) chess tournament at our community center in first grade at the age of five..
As the person who selected the OP topic, is it alright with you if people start posting about how they themselves were really very good parents?

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by FMF
As the person who selected the OP topic, is it alright with you if people start posting about how they themselves were really very good parents?
NO!

What the hell is wrong with you, uh?!?!?!

Only Grampy Bobby can share in here how good of an imaginary
parent he is!

You should know better by now, fool.

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Not Aleister

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Best advice I ever received: Don't worry too much, babies bounce.

Boston Lad

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27. Begin teaching your children table manners as soon as they're able to engage in conversation.

28.

Read a book!

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
27. Begin teaching your children table manners as soon as they're able to engage in conversation.
Like don't talk with your mouth full.

Doug Stanhope

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Best advice I could give to new parents?

Tell your kids to be careful sharing personal details on RHP with a certain
someone. Users portraying themselves as a harmless 'lad' are known to
fish sensitive data which can then be used for passive aggressive rants,
nauseating copy pasting, and tasteless disclosures to attract attention to
themselves. Be afraid of whomever invokes the TOS or the supreme
ruler role of Russ. Yes, I'd advise parents to tell that to their kids.

Oh yes...

This message was brought to you by the Boston Psychiatric Association.

mafia chief

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Hope you have plenty of dosh

Doug Stanhope

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
Whoa! First time ever that I am called a pedophile, LOL. And you
got a thumbs up from Grampy Bobby! 😵

Mar-a-Lago

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
What nonsense.
Sietsie would never stay in a cheap hotel.

Boston Lad

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29. Encourage your children to become involved in school and community sponsored competitive sports activities.

30.

Quiz Master

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
29. Encourage your children to become involved in school and community sponsored competitive sports activities.

WHY?

Quiz Master

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
27. Begin teaching your children table manners as soon as they're able to engage in conversation.

28.
Whose table manners?

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30) Don't believe what the "experts" say it costs to rear a kid...it's much more. 😉

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
WHY?
"29. Encourage your children to become involved in school and community sponsored competitive sports activities." a) To provide them with opportunities to express their aggressive instincts in non-detrimental ways, i.e. keep them off the streets; and b) To enable them to compete during their careers.