Path of Totality

The solar eclipse path of totality is going to happen right above me today. I'm going to stare at it until I go blind so I can collect disability cheques.

The amount of blunders I make in my games would suggest that I'm not actually using my eyes so no loss in my eyes. Pun intended.

Edit: Supposed to go in the chess forum but blunders abound.

It might be working! That post is blurry!
I better get back outside and finish this!

@fartacus said
The solar eclipse path of totality is going to happen right above me today. I'm going to stare at it until I go blind so I can collect disability cheques.

The amount of blunders I make in my games would suggest that I'm not actually using my eyes so no loss in my eyes. Pun intended.

Edit: Supposed to go in the chess forum but blunders abound.

I have no idea what you are looking at today: maybe it's Trump's bloomers?

The solar eclipse isn't until April 8, 2024.

But go ahead, stare at the sun until you go blind, then you can enjoy as Trump denies your disability checks.

I just walked an hour to my favorite coffee shop to watch the solar eclipse and it's not until next week.

Another blunder.

@suzianne said
I have no idea what you are looking at today: maybe it's Trump's bloomers?

The solar eclipse isn't until April 8, 2024.

But go ahead, stare at the sun until you go blind, then you can enjoy as Trump denies your disability checks.

Staring at Trump for more than 100 seconds may be hazardous to the mind's eye.

@PettyTalk

You know not who you flatter.

@fartacus said
I just walked an hour to my favorite coffee shop to watch the solar eclipse and it's not until next week.

Another blunder.

Not been a great thread, has it 😄

I seriously got everything ready and headed out to watch the eclipse. I even told other people to be prepared and such.

I get to the coffee shop and take a sip and set up the wifi and the first thing I read is someone on the internet telling me I am a week ahead.

So obviously I looked it up and man alive I was looking around like, why am I here.

@fartacus said
why am I here

always carry an umbrella, a chess board, a USA quarter, and a zippo lighter
you are here to save the world

@rookie54 said
always carry an umbrella, a chess board, a USA quarter, and a zippo lighter
you are here to save the world

...multi tool
You forgot the multi tool.

Imagine a situation where it is needed.

You'd be a God.

Multi Tool.

"... local bear attack foiled by the multi tool"

See?

@fartacus said
"... local bear attack foiled by the multi tool"

See?

The was a wonderful exchange between VR and someone a while ago about which of them would win in a fight with a tiger.

Edit: might have been a lion.

https://www.axios.com/2024/04/05/airbnb-bookings-eclipse-april-8-map

the link is to a map of airbnb and vrbo listings ahead of the eclipse
so many americans who travel to gaze at the sun and complain about how much it costs to do so
lol

and,
i am doing my small part to be as eclipse outrageous and disgusting as possible

i dropped a deuce today in the perfect shape of the path of totality
i took pictures, too